pieces of flair
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which encouraged overtipping
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for mediocre coffee.
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Yes we can do punctuation, it doesn’t count as a word either. I’ll specify in the main post, thanks for asking and bringing it to my attention!
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The coffee tasted
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like old socks
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and pasta water
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with a dash
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of civet spit.
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The civets sit
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upon the shelf,
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near the non-dairy
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creamer? That is
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what the Babylonians
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used to worship
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on alternate Tuesdays
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and also on
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NBC
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once a moon.
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The story thus far…
Once there was a giant spider invasion of savings at the Menard’s down the street from the only grocer in town, whose name was Big Food Lots. His weird name notwithstanding, he frequently went to Starbucks for hot chocolate. He overpaid greatly underestimating the barista’s pieces of flair which encouraged overtipping for mediocre coffee.
The coffee tasted like old socks and pasta water with a dash of civet spit. The civets sit upon the shelf, near the non-dairy creamer? That is what the Babylonians used to worship on alternate Tuesdays and also on NBC once a moon.
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