Nobody ever seems to ask this one very important question: When ranking the episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000, which episode do you think comes in at number 43?
Well thatās only because everyone knows that #43 is Track of the Moon Beast. I mean, duh
No. 35 is much more important, that being my lucky number and all.
[checks list] At present, thatād be First Spaceship On Venus (subject to change without notice)
#42 is much more important. Itās the episode that holds the meaning of life, the universe and everything. So Iām guessing Mitchell.
Iāve got it narrowed down to three. Once I figure out which one is 42st and which is 44rd, Iāll get back to you.
Iāve got Rocketship X-M as my 43rd favorite experiment, but thatās just one dopeās opinion.
Manos.
YEAH, I SAID IT
But youāre a pretty sharp dope.
I took a peek at my listā¦ yes, I have one, anyone wanna give me grief for that?
And this dopeās āseriousā answer to that question isā¦ Time Chasers.
Sure. Inhaleā¦ andā¦
TIME CHASERS?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Yes, itās scientifically proven. Using a series of weights and pulleys, beakers with chemicals in them and a low flame under, electrical thingamabobs, complicated charts, unreadable graphs, and dolls on turtles, I came to this conclusionā¦
Irrefutable evidence, Time Chasers
According to the only list Iāve really ever made that includes 43 (which by the way is my family number. Why? Donāt ask. It just is, okay?) and havenāt been able to change in a couple of years, number 43 is Code Name Diamond Head. ā¦and I think Iām okay with that.
āNo, thatās my recipe for olive loaf.ā
Molecular gastronomy. mmm. mmm. My favorite.
Well, letās see. There are 217 episodes, not counting the movie, not counting the mezzanine. So number 43 would come in around the end point of the top 1/5, which is pretty high up in the count. A favorite, but not best of the best.
It actually is Code Name: Diamond Head. Thatās . . . okay wow.
According to my exhaustive āMST3K Episode Ranking Spreadsheet For Obsessed People Who Have Nothing Else Better To Do In Their Sad Little Livesā (which is a REAL thing btw) my No. 43 is
811 - parts: the clonus horror
so there.
The Gunslinger. No reason why.
The Mole People. It just doesnāt get enough love, but itās got plenty of load.
It feels like the entirety of Season 8 is magical. Just an impossibly strong season, possibly the showās best.
And The Mole People did a lot to conjure up some serious and legitimate āMST3K is back, baby!ā hype. It FELT like prime MST3K.
I agree with that. I find myself turning to Season 8 often, and am disappointed how few of those episodes are on Shout. The Mole People is a better one than 43rd, but I just havenāt seen anyone mention it in the forums, so I wanted to give it some love.
More accurately, something like Teenagers From Outer Space probably finds its way to that position for me.
43th? How is that pronounced? Forty-thrith? Iām intrigued.