“Your movie today Mark is called Santa Claus. It’s a thoughtful well-shot documentary about the Crimean War.” “It’s a stupid Mexican kids’ movie!!!” Toyland, Lucifer, Chocolate Ice Cream, Satan charges his demon Pitch the task of turning the world’s children against Saint Nick on Christmas Eve. Causing nightmares, dialing 911, Pitch is no match against Kringle. Sleeping powder, a disappearing flower, Santa takes all comers and flies back home. Full Thermos, Third-Degree Burns, “Whispering Christmas Warrior”, The Wrong Nelsons, “Merry Christmas… If That’s Okay”, Snow Day. “Joe Don Baker is Santa Claus”, “Santa Claus Versus the Aztec Mummy”, “Think it’s really a good idea to jingle all the way?” “Hey, all right, Christmas is going to Mexico for Spring Break” or “Oh, that’s such cute wrapping paper”?