521. Santa Claus (1959)

“Hosni Mubarak.”

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“Let’s start a Chinese restaurant?”

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I remember watching this episode on TV on Comedy Central. When I described it later to my buddies in Ridgewood, NY (a neighborhood in Queens), they looked at me funny.

One of them, Derek, said there was no such movie in existence. This was before the Internet became more widespread and I could have pulled up Wikipedia or IMDB.

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“Heat up the death ray.”

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“Oh damn, I had the speaker on.”

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You’re welcome. This one is the gift that keeps on giving. This is high quality MST3K. Such a crazy pic aided by expert ribbing by everybody involved. The stardust germinates from the flick and Mike and the Bots capitalized on it in high fashion. Our thoughts are inspired by that.

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For a number of years, I never fully paid attention to the persons whom Pitch woke up.

When he said “I’m gonna wake up everybody,” I assumed he was going from house-to-house in the neighborhood doing that, but I then realized he was just doing that with everyone in that particular house.

Though I think because of Twitter, I sometimes hear Frank going: “More pie, man-goat?”

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It’s 2023.

TV’s Frank’s $25 Savings Bond has fully matured!

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Good, because he could really use that $25.

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How will Frank spend his newly-earned riches?

A new head?
A new liver?
A ticket to see Squanto: A Warrior’s Tale?

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“Frank, Squanto opened and closed three weeks ago.”

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Oh my word, I just watched this episode for the first time last night and absolutely loved it. Laughed so hard and this is now up there with my all time favorite eps. Just such a bizarre movie and the riffs and host segments were great!! Frank’s gotta cash in that savings bond!!

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SQUANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! A warrior’s tale…

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