A Case Against Spring Fever

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There’s still a lot of Joe Doaks out there.

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Yeah, Heaven, as presented in MST3K episodes, doesn’t make a lot of sense. They’re obsessed with traffic safety, and bread trucks, and phones…?!? Not that Hell comes off better (looking at you, PITCH.)

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Santa is pretty helpful though.

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Lupita was that close to being kidnapped by the jolly fat man and becoming another poor soul trapped on his creepy satellite.

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And Merlin just, like, hangs out up there. His wife must have kicked him out of the Mystical Shop Of Wonders after that… monkey business. HIYO!

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I don’t know about yaw and roll, but he’s useful at controlling pitch:

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Are you remembering to shave tall, jump tall and crouch tall?

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Great, now we need an “I hate you for making me like this” emoji. :stuck_out_tongue:

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I’m 6’1”. I don’t have to remember to do things tall.

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Eegah?

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I dunno. I’m 6’2" and sometimes I catch myself sleeping short by mistake.

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I’m just spitballing here, but :slight_smile: < :four: :european_castle: TON >

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They need to make a sequel where Reddy Kilowatt and Coily duke it out, Kaiju style, and Reddy destroys Coily for good. Id watch it riffed and unriffed
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