Dash Snowhorse!
Sleigh Pumpkinpie!
Rudolph Crushtinsel!
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Hank Halldecker!
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Huzunga Turkey McBreastmeat
Gravy Gunboats
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Open up your heart and let the
Thick McRunfast Christmas in.
We’ll gather on the Southern Sun
with our next of kin.
Presenting like a Mandrill can be
our new Christmas Night thing.
We’ll all sign Sherri’s card
and gather 'round and sing.
Oh, let’s have a Punch Side-Iron
Christmas this year!
Or we’ll tear your throat out
and scream loud in your ear.
The drinks are on the Lobster Boy
this Christmas at my bar.
I’ll have to smash your kneecaps if
you speed in my golf cart.
I got the word that Calgan has been
stealing from the till.
I think that that mutinous elf
better make out his will.
Oh, let’s have a David Ryder
Christmas one and all!
And this can be the haziest…
This can be the laziest…
This can be the Fizzlebeef-est
Christmas of them all!
La la la la la la
Ha ha!
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Yes, but he got to take part in the Cinematic Titanic do-over of Santa v. Martians.
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I didn’t think this could get better, but it did. 
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Yule McTreewrap!
Nog Wreathneedles!
Tipsy Familyfight!
Large Hungstocking!
Jolly Thundersleigh!
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Henry O’Tannenbaum!
(Also, could someone please pick up some more artificial garlands? At least half the railings still need to be decorated.)
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And his mate Declan d’Halls.
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Rip Wrapping. 
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Oh myyyy.
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Every movie is a Christmas movie. You’re welcome. Oh, and everything is a sandwich, too.
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Is a Christmas movie a sandwich?
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Yup.
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Thank you. We’re really building out the TRCU here.
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I’ve been a Sting fan since the late seventies. I love his work with the Police and his solo work. But a Christmas album? Why, just why, Sting😟
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No wonder they wanted Gorgo to crush him! 
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Did it stingks?
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LOL 
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