In the not too distant future
On the surface of the moon
The Gizmoplex doors were open
And the show would start real soon
The MSTies all had primo seats
They were jammin’ to Growler’s mad, sick beats
A distress call came in from the IT crew
That’s when broadcast was usurped by a pale oblong coup
I’ll send them my grand visage
It’s the only thing that they’ll see (dot dot dot)
They’ll have to sit and watch it all
And all they’ll see is me (dot dot dot)
Now keep in mind IT can’t control if the show begins or not (dot dot dot)
So the MSTies will have sit and praise The Almighty White Dot!
White Dot roll call:
White Dot (All Hail White Dot)
A.W.D. (All Hail White Dot)
Dot Servo (All Hail White Dot)
Doooooooooooooooooooooooot (All Hail White Dot)
If you’re wondering whether to grab a snack, or a quick restroom escape (dot dot dot)
Just keep telling yourself that you must praise that glorious albino shape.
All Hail the Almighty White Dot 3000!