Am I doing this right?

Time for some unsolicited Dick pics!

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This post has big duck energy.

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This thread is Dickered :laughing::rofl:

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Can you believe the size of the cock this guy has?

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Is that a cockertwo :sob:

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I’ve got a couple of dicks to show you.

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Siri, upload a picture of a big dock.

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What?!?!

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This is a good joke, but I’d like to take a moment to give a shout out to the real masters of nomenclatular misdirection:

F’cking ornithologists, man.

Wow.

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I feel the need to reciprocate. ↴

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Check out my big ass.

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Check out this pair of boobies.


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And here’s one pair of great tits.


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My friend has a 15 y/o son who’s mortally embarrassed by innuendo. His aunt and I got him good the other day because we were genuinely discussing birds and she said “Ooh, yes, I love big fat tits, they’re so cute.” He of course heard this out of context and was shocked, so she pulled out her phone and said “No, see, tits! Look, I’ll show you” — “No way, I don’t wanna see that!” — and then she showed him a picture of fat little birds. I’ve never seen a kid turn redder :rofl:

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Check out the size of this guy’s clock!

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Check out this cock-of-the-rock.

Many years ago, a friend took great pleasure in a dictionary entry for the cock-of-the-rock that merely described it as “12 inches”.

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What a swell pair of knockers!

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You’re all wonderful.

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Keep rowing… I hear Banjos! :face_with_spiral_eyes:

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