This is my Dick with the pieces of kleenex:
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As someone who hates birds, I appreciate this.
With dinosaurs, we often hide our feelings behind Latin and Greek. Sometimes it shows… there is a spinosaur named Irritator: some fossil dealers had embellished the specimen, a fact which was only revealed by CT scanning. Supposedly they couldn’t get “Pissedoffosaurus” past review.
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Oh, no. What is wrong with you people?
No. Nobody is doing “this” right! Ever! Except me, because of nunchuks or whatever.
It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.
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Guess you’ll be ready to chisel some stone 
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I think you all are old enough to start shooting dice now.
Seven! Natural!
Make eight the hard way! Yeah, hard eight!
Hard ten! Woo-hoo!
12? Boxcars, baby.
But you can only make two the hard way.
Try yelling out times to exit over a megaphone someday…there’s a lot of ways to get into trouble. “That is five, a hard five, but a small five minutes to go until we roll!”
“Big ten! Hard ten till we boogie!”
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What are those blue pills? In my nearly 49 years on this planet I’ve never seen anything like them. Nope, nothin’ at all. And I’m thinking really hard…
Nice quote from our favorite archaeologist.
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True story.
I needed one of these
because turning it with a crescent wrench takes a long time and scrapes the knuckles.
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I like big butts and I can not lie
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Ya see, he originally picked the name because his plan had been to get into porn all along, but then the whole Hollywood deal started clicking big time even with the same name. Go figure!
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Insert Woody joke here.
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Oh darn. It’s so hard to tell sometimes… Is that a Woody or a Dick?
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