“Roland Emmerich presents… a Michael Bay production… of a Uwe Boll film…”
Anyone else have any harbingers? XD
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Roger Corman Presents…
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I unironically loved season 1 of Roger Corman Presents back in the '90s.
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“From a Screenplay by Tommy Wiseau … Soundtrack by Loverboy …”
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“Brand-New Law & Order Series…”
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“A Baz Luhrmann film.”
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From Friedberg and Seltzer…
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Howard the Duck MCU solo project.
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“Filmed in Regiscope on old BBC tapes that formerly stored early Doctor Who episodes”
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“And the secret we’ve been keeping from all of you … the Gizmoplex’s main purpose is to bring you more of what you really want: MST3K Flash-toons!”
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In 1964, 6 film students from various schools across America and Europe all disappeared.
All on the same day.
All without a trace.
All leaving behind the exact same note for their families.
For almost 60 years the mystery of disappearances has gone unsolved.
But this summer all will be revealed.
From the studio that brought CATS to the movies comes an original story from the pen of Chuck Tingle…
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“From the writer and producers of Morbius.”
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James Gun and James Nguyen team up to bring you another homage to an Alfred Hitchcock classic…
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“A Golan-Globus production”
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I object, many Corman movies are actually entirely watchable!
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[start VO on black screen, no visuals]
What are your Fears?
What are your Desires?
What do you see when you close your eyes at night?
What shocks you out of your sleep?
Do you think you know terror?
Do you think you know pain?
Prepare for an experience unlike any conceived before.
Prepare as life as you… As we know it will be altered beyond belief.
Producer Manoj N. Shyamalan and Director Thomas Wiseau,
brings you a tale from the mind of Frank Miller, adapted for the big screen by Dr. Uwe Boll.
Prepare for…
[end VO, on screen display]
SUMMER
2024
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“The Dogme remake of ‘Blazing Saddles’ that everyone’s talking about.”
“All of Chevy Chase’s funniest movies, but he’s been digitally replaced with Will Ferrell.”
“The Jar Jar Binks Origin Trilogy.”
“Another Batman and/or Joker movie that’s even longer than the last one.”
“Peter Jackson films a brief appendix entry attributed to J.R.R.Tolkien. Runtime 12.5 hours.”
“Casablanca 2022, starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, with Vin Diesel as Louis.”
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The Alan Alda story, starring Johnny Depp.
Directed by Michael Bay.
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The following movie went through three test screenings, four focus group meetings, and five months of re-shoots before the final edit was released.
Directed by
Alan refused to be credited for this one.
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