Beefcake Name Generator

This would probably have been handy back in the day. Our MST3k guys and ladies just made this stuff up. Out of thin air!

What’s your Beefcake movie name?

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I got Roll Side-Iron.

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Mine is Smash Deadlift. :heart:

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Trunk Blowfist sounds like a Bond villain.

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Thick Thickneck!

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It’s going to be hard to top that

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Whip Buttsteak!

lmao love this movie and this bit. I have an older t shirt that says MST3k and a bunch of these names that they made up. The ones that stick with me are Crud Bonemeal and Big McLargeHuge :laughing: Fun times

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Smash Plankchest is my Chippendale alias

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“I’m Bold Beefknob and I’m the winner!”

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Smash Hardpec

I approve.

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Blast Deadlift! :muscle:

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Thanks but no thanks. I’m happy with what I’ve got. :wink:

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“Smash Chunkhead”.

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Punch Deadlift.

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Just call me Trunk Thickneck.

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Bob Johnson!

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Whip Chunkhead.

I never get the good ones.

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I’m your virtual cousin Chunk Side-Iron.

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okay

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Slap Slamchest

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