I have an atom somewhere in my body that was once part of Humphrey Bogart’s body and can briefly be seen onscreen in The Maltese Falcon.
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I have been to all 50 US states.
Some of them more than once 
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Nice, I just hit 48 states on my most recent road trip (only missing Alaska and Hawaii).
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About 40 years ago, I was in an episode of Sesame Street, but I have never seen the episode.
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I had a marriage proposal from Bruce Campbell.
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Always loved puppetry. As a kid my puppets were featured on a local TV show.
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I operate a tribute site to the actor Frank Nelson (franknelson.net) that contains images of some memorabilia he collected and a brief summary of his career that he wrote himself.
Frank Nelson was a regular on the Jack Benny show and would always annoy and insult Benny. When you hear someone on MST3K or The Simpsons say “eeeyyeeessss?” that’s an impression of him.
I also operate a YouTube channel that curates a lot of old radio comedies under the channel name FrankNelsonNet.
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If you’re not married to Bruce Campbell now I’m gonna wonder what’s wrong with you! 
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Nice! I’m a huge Jack Benny fan. So funny that with his “cheap” stereotype, he kept a ton of actors employed thru the great depression. Violinist extraordinaire!
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I got a death threat from Donald G. Jackson of Rollergator fame over a review of one of his movies that I wrote.
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No way!
But, interesting factoid: I do know what it is to sh*t wrong. I keep Ex-Lax in steady supply.
Along with Pepto-Bismol, for when I want to drink a “Cape Fear.” That is, Joe Don Baker’s own recipe: bottom shelf whiskey and Pepto over ice.
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Oh, I love OTR. I go to sleep listening to OTR comedies, Burns & Allen; Fibber McGee and Molly, etc.
Used to be Gunsmoke, but that’s too dark for the current rotten times. I need more sweetness and light right now.
I’ll check out your channel, for sure!
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great facts everybody! look how much we’re learning about each other! expression of interpersonal warmth!
i invoke a writ of Always Leave 'Em Wanting More, presented with jazz hands
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Where’s the ink to your channel?!
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I didn’t think it would be ok to link to it. It’s Flying Squid Studios. The show was called The Skeletor Show although I’ve done other things.
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That’s fair.
As a former professional Spider-Man, I have to say that the best thing I ever got out of it was a head injury, so good on your Spidey for doing better.
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I have a cervical rib. This means I have one extra rib that ends in my neck. I use it to talk about genetic mutations in my science class. 
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the kids you worked around weren’t big enough weenies! you’d have had LOTS of opportunities to rescue me.
and i’m going to imagine your mishap was something like this
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Well, I’d tell you what happened, but a wise man once told me it was important to leave ‘em wanting more. Jazz Hands
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