Celebrity Reviews of MST3K & RiffTrax Movies

All sorts of people seem to have an opinion on the movies that are selected for riffing, even if they died long before the cinematic release.

  • Oscar Wilde: To lose one Kingdom, Mr Wizard, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.
  • Hannah Arendt: The Banality of Viva Knievel.
  • Jean-Paul Sartre: Hell is Pod People

Feel free to add your own, including Cinematic Titanic and The Film Crew.

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Shakespeare: What fool this Mordrid be.
HG Wells: I did not write this.

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Alexander Wolcott: All the things I like to do are illegal, immoral or Metalunan.

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Groucho Marx on Hobgoblins: I refuse to join any Club Scum that would have me as a member.

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Adam West Batman on Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders: Some days, you just can’t get rid of a cymbal-playing monkey!

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Leo Tolstoy: Every unhappy family, be it one of poor, bean-eating alcoholics or one of rich, hard-partying alcoholics, is unhappy in its own way.

Emma Goldman: If I can’t dance like a prehistoric chicken in a filmy lampshade dress, I don’t want to be part of your revolution.

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Anton Chekhov: I’m working on the germ of a storytelling theory that I think will be popular. I think I might call it “Chekhov’s Megaweapon”.

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Buzz Aldrin: The next guy who asks me how the flag on the Moon got there is gonna get a punch in the mouth!

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Peter Graves: I’m Peter Graves.

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Geraldine summarizes the plot of The Undead:

The Immaculate DECEPTION?” The Virgin Birth Lie!!: SATAN, LUCIFER & THE DEVIL DO THEY REALLY EXIST? NO THEY DO NOT!

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