All sorts of people seem to have an opinion on the movies that are selected for riffing, even if they died long before the cinematic release.
Feel free to add your own, including Cinematic Titanic and The Film Crew.
Shakespeare: What fool this Mordrid be.
HG Wells: I did not write this.
Alexander Wolcott: All the things I like to do are illegal, immoral or Metalunan.
Groucho Marx on Hobgoblins: I refuse to join any Club Scum that would have me as a member.
Adam West Batman on Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders: Some days, you just can’t get rid of a cymbal-playing monkey!
Leo Tolstoy: Every unhappy family, be it one of poor, bean-eating alcoholics or one of rich, hard-partying alcoholics, is unhappy in its own way.
Emma Goldman: If I can’t dance like a prehistoric chicken in a filmy lampshade dress, I don’t want to be part of your revolution.
Anton Chekhov: I’m working on the germ of a storytelling theory that I think will be popular. I think I might call it “Chekhov’s Megaweapon”.
Buzz Aldrin: The next guy who asks me how the flag on the Moon got there is gonna get a punch in the mouth!
Peter Graves: I’m Peter Graves.
Geraldine summarizes the plot of The Undead:
Chevy Chase on Mitchell - That’s Mitchell with two Ls?
“Blessed are the pure in heart, for they have not seen Monster A Go-Go.”
Matthew 5:8
(New MST Version)