We got one of those theaters where they serve you a full meal while you watch your movie. It’s awesome but whenever there’s a quiet scene, you hear a bunch of silverware clanking and chewing.
Coats strewn over empty seats to “reserve” them, and someone glaring at you when the damn film’s already started and you want to sit down in one of those spots.
Mama Harper of Carol Burnett Show fame: on your right and stepping over you every 10 minutes to go to and from the powder room.
20 interminable minutes of coming attractions featuring bombastic, glitzy ads for movie franchises you’ll never want to see and comestibles you’d never eat in a million years.
I had that reaction too. Everything’s just a bit too sterile and antiseptic. A little wear-and-tear and maybe some litter would add that lived-in lunar look.
Since it’s in the moon, I kind of expected to see this bar…