Completely Needless Polls

Let’s create stupid polls!

What number was I thinking of on Friday, January 3rd, 1997?

  • 3
  • 7
  • 10896
  • Pi
  • Are You Happy in Your Work?

0 voters

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…I’m legit sad that I can’t just have a poll where all four options are the exact same.

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But we can have polls with similar options.

  • Option 1
  • Option 2
  • Option 3
  • Option 17

0 voters

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True, but it means I can’t have the joke of “pick the correct option” and have every option be “Correct”.

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You could always do it this way…

Pick the correct option:

  • Correct

0 voters

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I don’t know what number you were thinking of. but there is only one number you need to remember –

image

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someone ii GIF

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Do not answer this poll:

  • OK.
  • You can’t fool me. I won’t!
  • Fool me once, shame on you…
  • No.

0 voters

4 Likes

How needless is this poll?

  • Fairly
  • Mostly
  • Completely

0 voters

3 Likes

Favorite shape:

  • Circle
  • Triangle
  • Square or Rectangle
  • Kinda Blobby
  • Myriagon

0 voters

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Is this poll necessary?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Maybe
  • Yes, but only if Frank Sinatra says it’s okay, because he’s the one calling the shots
  • All of the above
  • None of the above

0 voters

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How many licks does it take to get to the chewy center of a Tootsie Pop?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • Who actually licks a Tootsie Pop? It’s meant for crunching!

0 voters

4 Likes

If you just keep it in your mouth, does that count as one really long lick?

4 Likes

Mr. Owl conclusively proved it was three.

8 Likes

Hmmm… I might give you that one.

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Yea! Someone remembers that ad!

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Three and a bite.

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The more pressing question: was that kid naked, and if so, why?

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He was wearing a body suit.

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Mr. Owl lives in a nudist colony.

3 Likes