Completely Needless Polls

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Shall we put it to a vote?

Is this child:

  • Naked
  • Wearing a bodysuit
  • Wearing clothes he got from the Emperor

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  • They’re both ghosts.

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If a Pole pulls a pole to the poll, will the Pole be pulled aside and told to pull the pole elsewhere?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Pull the other one
  • Magical brownies

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If I create a poll, will anyone vote in it?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Watch out for snakes

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This makes no sense.

  • Chaotic yak mop bucket
  • Impartial beetle mixed treats
  • Sluggish barn fork trousers
  • Terraformed raw banana fortress
  • Singular train bifold lard

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Do you know how to build a poll?[poll type=regular results=always chartType=bar]

  • Do you know how to build a poll??
  • No
  • Yes
    [/poll]
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Somewhat Useful Poles (you may vote for more than one)

  • North
  • South
  • Telephone
  • Fishing
  • Ten foot (for not touching things with)
  • Tent

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needle pole
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Wait, I think I got that wrong...

Oops. Sorry. That’s a mostly needled pole.

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  • Harry Truman
  • Doris Day
  • Red China
  • Johnnie Ray
  • South Pacific
  • Walter Winchell
  • Joe DiMaggio
  • Joe McCarthy
  • Richard Nixon
  • Studebaker
  • Television
  • North Korea
  • South Korea
  • Marilyn Monroe

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So, we’re done with phrasing? It’s not a thing anymore? GIF

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Vote
  • Yes
  • No
  • Maybe
  • I don’t know
  • Could you repeat the question?
  • …how did that song go again?

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE POST AFTER THIS ONE?

  • I love it!
  • I hate it!
  • No one posts after you. You are alone in the universe. Alone forever.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE POST BEFORE THIS ONE?

  • I love it!
  • I hate it!
  • I told you, you are alone. There is no one. No one!

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Needles in polls?

  • Pointy!
  • Sharp!
  • Stabby!
  • Knitting!

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WHAT ARE YOU WONDERING?

  • How he eats
  • How he breathes
  • Other science facts

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I’m wondering what you’re wondering.

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What is it?

  • Huh?
  • You know what it is.
  • I know you know what it is.
  • You know I know you know what it is.
  • How long will this go on?
  • Forever. Mwahahahahaha!
  • All praise grammar and syntax!
  • I’m completely off script. My apologies.

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Is it too late to post a needless poll?

  • Nah…
  • Well maybe a little.
  • It’s never too late for a needless poll!
  • Unfortunately that train has sailed…
  • I would love a hot slice of pizza and an ice cold soft drink.

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I voted “I would love a hot slice of pizza and an ice cold soft drink.” But what I’d really like is a hamburger sandwich and some french fried potatoes.

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