Completely Needless Polls

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  • Kookaburra
  • Coachella
  • Koo-koo-ka-choo
  • CHUGGA-chugga-chugga-chugga
  • Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

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I’ve never seen a wild yogibera.

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I remember thinking that I saw one last week. Third time this month.

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Let’s see ya keep up with these Joneses!

Which five are you Jonesing for the most?
  • George
  • Barnaby
  • Quincy
  • Shirley
  • Grace
  • Tom (by Henry Fielding)
  • Tom (“What’s New, Pussycat?”)
  • Catherine Zeta-
  • James Earl
  • Chuck
  • Indiana
  • Spike
  • Terry
  • Jughead
  • Rickie Lee
  • Davy (famous locker owner)
  • Davy (famous Monkee)
  • Parnelli
  • Carolyn
  • Tommy Lee

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What, no Jones Jet?

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Not even Alias Smith &. There was a limit of 20 entries so I had to leave off a lot of people: Norah, Dean, Cleopatra, John Paul (Zep guy), John Paul (boat guy), Jennifer, Basketball, Bridget, Cyrano . . .

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Favorite Cosplay:

  • Screen Accurate
  • Biblically Accurate

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I make sure whenever I dress as an anime character, it’s biblically accurate.

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The Flying House has so many characters to choose from.

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  • Almond Joy
  • Three Musketeers
  • Payday
  • Mounds
  • Twix
  • Hershey bar
  • Hershey bar with almonds
  • Zero
  • Butterfinger
  • Kit Kat
  • Mars
  • Nestle Crunch
  • Whatchamacallit
  • Milky Way
  • 100 Grand
  • Baby Ruth
  • Mr. Goodbar
  • Charleston Chew
  • Snickers
  • Sky Bar

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Wow most of those aren’t sold in my area, that list is needless.

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Conventional wisdom would declare that this poll is completely needless. Conventional wisdom would have it that the voice of the people has been heard on this subject and their choice has been universally unanimous. But perhaps conventional wisdom is wrong and perhaps people are secretly yearning for a change. There is only one way to find out.

So, what do you – yes, you – really want?

  • A) a pitcher
  • B) a belly itcher

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I, for one, welcome our new Belly Itching masters !

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  • Uncle Frank
  • Cousin Louie
  • Bob
  • Joe
  • Walter
  • Bill
  • Jim
  • Bernie
  • Steve
  • My Hibachi Dealer

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But of course, everything we know is wrong.

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  • Known Knowns
  • Known Unknowns
  • Unknown Knowns
  • Unknown Unknowns

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I’m assuming this is asking about Tom’s handle.

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No, it’s the person preventing you from being able to drive.

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  • Gunter
  • Glieben
  • Glauchen
  • Globen
  • All of the above, I’ve got something to say !

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  • The Devil
  • The Deep Blue Sea
  • I can’t choose between them!

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