Excuse me, but it’s ‘da noive.’
“You’ve no power here! Begone, before someone drops a house on you too!”
- Being unable to slam a door on someone because of it has a soft-close mechanism
- Being unable to slam down the phone on someone because your $1200 phone is made of glass and doesn’t work that way
Being unable to throw a terrible and irritating book against the wall because it’s an ebook.
I’m glad ebooks didn’t exist when I read Chrichton’s Sphere.
Sphere wasn’t as maddening at March (not the John Lewis one, that was awesome)
I didn’t read that one because Sphere was the last time I ever picked up a Crichton book. The ending made me so angry.
March was by Geraldine Brooks who thought it was her job to write a dark and stormy backstory to Little Women.
Oh, gods, how sorry I was it was an ebook because I wanted to smash it so bad.
Back in Ye Olden Dayes I had to buy I copy of The Dispossessed for a college class. There’s some money and time I’ll never get back.
To keep the mods at bay:
- Morning Person
- Night Person
for me the answer is
(c) finding a typo in your poll and being unable to change it because there’s only a five minute editing window on polls
I’m retired. I’m a “whenever the hell feels right” person
When it comes to falcons, I prefer mine:
Greatest TV show of all time:
- Murder, She Wrote
- Rockford Files
- Scooby Doo
Missing Poll option, Food World.
Also, Cowboy Neal’s house.
psssshh SO overrated