Completely Needless Polls

Excuse me, but it’s ‘da noive.’

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“You’ve no power here! Begone, before someone drops a house on you too!”

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adam ant dance GIF

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More dissatisfying?

  • Being unable to slam a door on someone because of it has a soft-close mechanism
  • Being unable to slam down the phone on someone because your $1200 phone is made of glass and doesn’t work that way
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Being unable to throw a terrible and irritating book against the wall because it’s an ebook.

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I’m glad ebooks didn’t exist when I read Chrichton’s Sphere.

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Sphere wasn’t as maddening at March (not the John Lewis one, that was awesome)

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I didn’t read that one because Sphere was the last time I ever picked up a Crichton book. The ending made me so angry.

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March was by Geraldine Brooks who thought it was her job to write a dark and stormy backstory to Little Women.

Oh, gods, how sorry I was it was an ebook because I wanted to smash it so bad.

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Back in Ye Olden Dayes I had to buy I copy of The Dispossessed for a college class. There’s some money and time I’ll never get back.

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To keep the mods at bay:

  • Morning Person
  • Night Person
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for me the answer is
(c) finding a typo in your poll and being unable to change it because there’s only a five minute editing window on polls

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I’m retired. I’m a “whenever the hell feels right” person

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Lucky you.

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Me too!

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When it comes to falcons, I prefer mine:

  • Black
  • Brown
  • Grey
  • Red-footed
  • Orange-breasted
  • Peregrine
  • Atlanta
  • Maltese
  • Millennium
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Greatest TV show of all time:

  • Matlock
  • Murder, She Wrote
  • Rockford Files
  • Columbo
  • Kojak
  • Scooby Doo
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Missing Poll option, Food World.

Also, Cowboy Neal’s house.

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MST3K

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psssshh SO overrated

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