- Pork Roll
- Taylor Ham
- What the fork are you talking about?
You gotta love a poll where the most popular option is “what are you on about?”
I figured it would turn out that way, I grew up only about 50 miles northeast of the edge of where pork roll is sold and had never heard of it until moving near Philly.
So basically draw a line from northern New Jersey to Southern Delaware and make it about 80 miles wide, outside that area no one knows what it is.
Also, it’s called pork roll but comes in a box, 2 types: 4 thick slices or 8 thin slices:
On May 15, 2016, President Barack Obama gave a commencement speech at Rutgers University’s 250th graduation ceremony in which he referenced the “Taylor Ham vs. pork roll debate”, saying, “I come here for a simple reason – to finally settle this pork roll vs. Taylor Ham question…I’m just kidding…There’s not much I’m afraid to take on in my final year of office, but I know better than to get in the middle of that debate.”
Which number would you call?
- Pennsylvania 6-5000
- Beechwood 4-5789
- Echo Valley 2-6809
Who else is calling my Jenny ?!?
You gotta forget about Jenny man, she’s Jesse’s girl.
Say it isn’t so!
The point is probably:
- Mootie Tootie
- Rootin Mootin
- Mooty McMoot Face
The point is one-dimensional
Not songs, but memorable for their long-used jingles.
We used to have a pizza chain in these parts called Pizza 222.
their phone number: 222-2222
their jingle, “call two two two (pause for 2 beats) two two two two”
That’ll get you a law firm in the Chicago area.
Have you received a pizza with the wrong toppings?
Did your order take longer than that you were quoted?
Was a bottle of Coke delivered when you were told it would be Pepsi?
Then call the Law Offices of Baker, Cheddar, Olive And Chicks
We will fight to get YOU the response YOU need for all pizza related infractions.
“If they don’t serve you right, we’ll rightfully serve them!”
How long is a month?
- 28 Days
- 30 Days
- 31 Days
- To heck with it! Like a million days or something!
You missed “All of the above”
You silly, twisted boy…