Completely Needless Polls

Which of the Five Types of Hamilton are you?

  • Alexander
  • Edith
  • Margaret
  • George
  • Joe Frank & Reynolds
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Which of the following are you confident you could outwit/elude/vanquish?

  • A. The Crawling Eye
  • B. The Crawling Hand
  • C. The Creeping Terror
  • D. All of the above
  • E. None of the above
  • F. A & C
  • G. A & B
  • H. B & C
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I mean only one of those kills you if you voluntarily slide yourself into its mouth…

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I’m more afraid of the music !

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Ooh!

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Spirit Animal:

  • Koala
  • Dolphin
  • Squirrel
  • Otter
  • Deer
  • Shark
  • Penguin
  • Puma
  • Clumsy iguana on the beach
  • Big lazy seal on the beach
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Excuse me… where is the squid?

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In the penguin’s tummy !

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You think a penguin can eat those of us who can fly?

We can do what penguins can’t.

And yes, flying squids are really a thing.

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It’s flying calamari !

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How dare you!

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Octopus. The answer is always octopus.

(Because I’m really smart and have no spine)

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