Welp, if you work for Wendy’s, you probably do a lot of apologizing.
Cashier: “Sorry about the diarrhea and/or food poisoning, sir.”
You: “But I haven’t even eaten yet?”
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But you can still market the version targeted to women - Lady Pharmalade.
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Where does Film Ventures International fit into God’s plan for us?
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The fact that they never bothered to properly left-justify their logo indicates an embrace of Slack, and it didn’t seem to hurt them.
I figured they were trying to centre-align the first letters; if the F were vertically symmetric it would have made sense.
That’s right: they should have called themselves Movie Ventures International.
I just discovered that our own Kirk Thatcher has a small role in my favorite (not funny, very haunting) short film. I didn’t even notice him!
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You know you’ve watched too much Columbo when you start whistling “This Old Man” without thinking at random times.
Ahoy, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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ARRGH! I don’t have me eye patch 
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J. Elvis Weinstein and Frank Conniff draw on their shared background playing second bananas to Dr Forrester. I don’t know what the result would be, but it would be Frank & 'Stein’s Monster.
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The only reason why I made a connection to the Pumaman Flight Theme sounding like a synthy ripoff of Richard Clayderman is because Richard Clayderman’s music is somehow now mostly known from being the hold music from a spam call that went viral:
These are the kind of rabbit holes I fall into in the middle of the night, on Nyquil, when sick with COVID 
I bought a book from Amazon and accidentally ordered two copies but didn’t realize it until they were already shipped out. But I tried to return it anyway and they already refunded the money and didn’t give me a way to return it, so I guess I have two copies?
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Maybe look around for a Pocket Library?
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Sell it on ebay. Ship it Media Mail. It’s the cheapest shipping service available.
Or just donate it to a thrift store.
Just an idea 
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I get way too many worthless RING alerts on my phone!
Like this one (not mine)…
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…PS. it’s been raining all day here. Has it been the same for you?
Oh, pshaw! A mere eight hours of rain over here today!