Completely Random Thoughts ...

::THWAPP::

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What? It’s for party poopers, jeez. They can’t have fun?

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I still want to know what “actually works” means. Like does it go to Barbie’s McDonalds job? Because I doubt it’s big enough to use the fryer.

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Far be it from me to poo-poo party pooping but it wouldn’t even be my number two thing to do with LED lights in the WC

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I’ll guess that it’s the “World’s Smallest” brand slogan. It’s probably at the top of the FAQ.

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doots and pants and doots and pants unf unf unf

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That’s part of the weirdness. The other “world’s smallest” toys didn’t say that!

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Well so much for that. I like the emphatic “yes!”

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“Yes, actually works!” is how I like to open every performance review at work. You wouldn’t think it, but it gets funnier every time.

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My best guess it they mean the case actually opens and closes, it’s not just a solid rectangle.

Weird thing to have to specify when you’ve already said that there are things inside the case, though.

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Well, the back could be see-through, so one could see what was inside without opening it.

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Why not? Life’s too short not to celebrate good times. Come on!

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I saw this box today and it seems kind of stupid

Kerning!!

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…now for me “mint” and “meant” are different, but “don” and “dawn” are the same. Language is weird, especially at scale!

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Why is Netflix offering a “director’s cut” of Rebel Moon? Wasn’t the whole thing a vanity project for Zack Snyder to begin with?

Incidentally, I made it through about 15 minutes of the first episode. Just utter crapola.

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Yeah, Snyder isn’t getting another second of my time.

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I just don’t get how you can have a director’s cut of a vanity project. What does that even mean?

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More wank money.

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I’m trying to remember ONE of his movies that I didn’t mostly hate and I can’t. Why is this guy so successful?

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His version of Dawn of the Dead was inferior to the original but not terrible IMO. And I seem to be in the minority of people who really didn’t mind Watchmen. It wasn’t perfect by any means, and I look forward to the upcoming animated version, but it was not a terrible translation of the graphic novel for me.

I should point out that Watchmen came out in 2009, meaning that’s the last time he made anything watchable for me.

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