Aaaaaaaaah, I see.
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Soylent Blue is made of out of smurfs!
You know, that used to be true. Unplug the machine and youâre good, right?
But âthe cloudâ kind of puts the kosh on that.
Right up until you need to play a tape, 'cause those heads are gonna be filthy.
Forceps at birth meets a lifetime of pot smoking.
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Terminator 3
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It seemed somewhat plausible, given that one comic where Superman fought Muhammad Ali.
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Wrong post, I was reacting to the one with the liver-flavored breakfast cereal.
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Whoops, my bad!
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âWe are ALL Kosh.â
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Nahh, just donât pay your bill. Immediate shutdown
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Never saw it. I think I did see one after the second one, yes, pretty sure I did, the one with Bale? But I donât remember it.
How you gonna not pay the bill when the computer runs the bank? Mandatory auto-pay!
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(tw: alcohol mention, will delete if necessary)
Well, I drunk posted in the MST3K Festival of Shorts thread and didnât realize it until I logged in last night and saw that Tim liked said post.
Apparently I went on almost all of the few social medias I still use and told everyone I loved (and was grateful for) them in a very general, non-romantic way. So couldâve been worse, I guessâŚbut WHEW, was I still ever surprisedâŚ
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Nah, âthe cloudâ is just âsomebody elseâs computers.â Find those and the water trick should work just fine.
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Mmmm, but when you destroy one set, the failover goes to a different set in a different location. So you have to find ALL the sets. And if they replicate to available hardware as needed, you have to either destroy all the sets at once or youâre playing whack-a-mole.
I mean, Amazonâs business is only partially sales of things like books, and mostly things like creating network systems that never go down. MS, IBM and many others have similar focuses. And if they start talking, you could get to a point where youâd have to destroy every server in the world.
Ironically, the best way to bring down âSkynetâ might just be DDOSes. Heh.
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Good point! Humans are laughably poor planners and will almost always do whatâs cheapest instead of whatâs wisest (see: every data breach ever), but even a quasi-intelligent machine will properly prioritize its own existence. So yeah, if thwarting Skynet is the goal, best to hit them all at once. Ideally before the system is smart enough to anticipate it.
Or, you know, find a way to go back in time after thatâs happened. Canât see any downsides to that.
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Post necromancy â but wow, those lyrics shot me back 34 years in a heartbeat. Every stanza was very good advice, particularly regarding futons and napping. I never saw Loudon himself in concert, but I did see his son open for Roxy Musicâs last tour, which was fun.
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Heâs great live. I saw him at the Largo right before Rufusâ breakout, and Rufus came up on stage and the two did a duet of âOld Paintâ.
Literally none are possible.
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Iâm considering buying a unit called the Lester-K.
Despite its ⌠unsettling ⌠name.
Go ahead, google it! I dare you! 
Yes! I want one! For sleeping in! No bedbugs allowed! Room for one small but brave "companion, as well as me! I must have one! */
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