Specifically, this pinball machine:
Or maybe this one:
Or it could be on this one, ironically:
This one would be a little on the nose:
As would this, though I like the concept of disco Aladdin and his embroidered tee shirt and bellbottom dungarees:
The Star Wars universe has faster-than-light space travel, laser swords, sentient robots and unparalleled floor-buffing technology, but their waste disposal methods still amount to just piling up mountains of garbage all over the place.
The Death Star is a fully self-contained biodome in space. That garbage is sorted, melted down, and then recycled into Highly Effective 
Stormtrooper Armor.
Well, I don’t know about bootblacks at an airport, but I’m mighty peeved I can’t find a shoeshine any more at a few designated places about town.
Yeah, I know in theory how to shine those few shoes I use (rarely) that require the treatment, but, c’mon! I also know how scissors work, but I choose to not cut my own hair unless I’m raging drunk and feel like doing some damage and making a giant mess of my bathroom.
Completely random “thought”: Pat Martino has the tone, the concept, the execution.
Vide:
After soaking it in brackish water?
There’s a certain irony in making typos while writing an IFERROR formula in Excel.
I believe you mean “soaking it in a sustainable Dianogu environmental pool”. The Dianogu is a critical component of the sorting process. Primarily by eating whatever organic material falls into the compactor.
Oh, like those beetles Dr. Brennan used to clean off bones.
Does a robot bring out the food?
Second thought is how bad are the ads that inevitably stream from the screen trying to sell you more stuff as you try to enjoy your meal?
…I think I’d have questions about my date bringing me out to Sonic.
I didn’t order the bowl of flowers; I ordered the saggy pot noodle.
The more you look at it the more off it looks.
They’ve got it at L.A. Union Station. I was there yesterday oddly enough.
I heard “leisurely” used as an adverb in a documentary the other day and it occurred to me that it rarely is in everyday conversation. “Leisurely swim” sounds perfectly normal, “swim leisurely” made me think about it for a second.
Something I just said. Out loud. To another human being.
“D.B. Cooper Vs Cocaine Bear. Coming soon to SyFy. Now I’d watch that.”
Bad news*, it’s directed by Dave DeCoteau and is just 90 minutes of shirtless dudes.
*or maybe good news. who’m i to judge?
The bear is played by an ex-Chippendale wearing one of these
And, I assume, jean shorts
What would you do?
The latter use does sound odd, but “leisurely” in general doesn’t pop up for me that often. For some reason it brings to mind a certain John Waters-esque someone apologizing for “scanty” details.
But ‘leisurely swim’ would be a split infinitive, which is grammatically incorrect. However, we seem to like them anyway, i.e. “to boldly go where no one has gone before” or “he suddenly stopped the car.”
