Wait a minute. I’m pretty sure this is just an arcade cabinet version of one of those dubious Plug N Play systems, that are generally full of bootlegs.
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C’mon, if it doesn’t have a CRT what are you even doing? It should weigh as much as a refrigerator and have cobwebs inside from the Reagan era.
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Burger Time!?!? This purchase is GOLD!!1
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He said something like, “you can play classic console games on it too, so it has to adapt to different sizes,” and I was like, “YOU DON’T LIKE VIDEO GAMES!”
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Welp, at least it’s not a Camaro.
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How would losing “the beauty of the melody” make something sound “just like a symphony”?
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My brain plays back all conversations with Mom-lady-type people in the voice of Grace from Ferris Bueller.
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Who doesn’t have an internal Edie McClurg?
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But it doesn’t change even after I know what they sound like.
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Just sold a massage gun on eBay to someone in Charlotte Amalie, St Thomas USVI. It’s being delivered to their PO Box.
Crazy thing, I was at that Post Office just over 2 weeks ago back on May 16 during a cruise stop 
What a weird cowinkidink!
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Huh. Didn’t I get some chips or something at the grocery store just recently?
I guess not.
Weird! Probably should have!
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Not sure if Get Outta something Dreams something Car by Billy Ocean or Pink Cadillac by Natalie Cole.