My Tupperware is filthy. We haven’t run the dishwasher yet.
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Okay, fine, I confess. You farted.
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We have Christmas stockings hanging over the fireplace. My daughter and I have silly designs without names or initials on them. Two nights ago I filled my daughter’s stocking with goodies, only to learn the next day that I actually filled my own. Now I have to discreetly fix this.
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Anyone else? Because then I’d officially know a couple guys.
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They really do like pies?
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Some of us performed Python’s The Argument Clinic all in 9th grade French class.
Not sure the rest of the class had any clue what was going on.
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And that’s all I’m gonna say.
Merry Christmas! 
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I’m the Lindbergh baby!!
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I shot J.R.
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I like Disco, but not enough to have ever shined my love.
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Did they laugh?
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Did they laugh en Français?
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You really should or they’ll develop a green patina.
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I want to say no but I was too into my own head of getting my part right so I might have missed it.
I was the guy giving getting hit over the head lessons.
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I must confess I still believe.
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“I like it. It looks real tough!” – Crow T. Robot
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Maybe you mauered, maybe you didn’t…as long as you didn’t renege…we’re still friends.
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I confess, yes, I ruined three lives…did not care 'til I found out that one of them was mine.
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