Conservation of humor - What incredibly short riffs produced the biggest laughs?

From The Truck Farmer:
“Here in southern Texas, there is an additional problem.”
Mike: “Texans!”

Similarly, from The Selling Wizard:
“A cabinet with the same sales appeal styling and space saving capacity, plus the newest refrigeration method yet developed.”
Mike: “Coldness!”

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(Rocky)

“Again?!”

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Oh, wow.

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“Lentils.”

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OMG! How could I forget?

“Pretty nice!”

Yeah, yeah, I know, I’ll consider replying to several posts at once, Discourse.

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You are so right. “Pretty nice us all.”

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Saaaaaay!

Gets me every time :rofl:

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it is so easy but loudly announcing the title of the movie gets me (almost) every time

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Rocket/crane/missile is hosted into an upright position?

“Good morning!”

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Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

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“Wise men still seek him.”

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I can’t believe nobody’s done:

“BANG!” from Cry Wilderness.

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Sure it’ s a full sentence - but this riff from Crow during I Was A Teenage Werewolf comes so quickly and unexpectedly… and works on so many different levels.

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That it’s posed as a question is one of it’s many charms.

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Hello!
:wave:t3:

Thank you!
:clap:t3:

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Servo screaming in Mitchell.

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End! Ennnnnd!

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“I don’t know…it looks like a cross between a pig and a bear!”
“A pear?!

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“Paaaackeeers!” in Quest of the Delta Knights makes me laugh out loud every time.

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“Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhsssss?” I don’t know how else to spell it. Those who find it funny as me will know. It’ll never get old, NEVER I tell you!

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the classic Frank Nelson impersonation!

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