Context without MST3K quotes

Reversalating the discussion from Out of context MST3K quotes:

Wow. All those quotes without context. Well, mostly without context. Some people actually gave the context. Shame shame, as Short Round would say. Anyhoo, what about all those abandoned contexts? What about their feelings? It’s high time they got their time in the sun. I’ll go first…

When Crow T. Robot was having trouble with his new computer.

(If you’re particularly inspired by a quoteless context, why not try guessing the quote the poster was going for. You know, like when that badguy was telling why he did all those bad things.)

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"I want on the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!"

All right. Here’s my dime of context dropped in the Suggestion Box:

Joel sees a cute girl or two on screen.

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“Crow T. Robot, when he said ‘boogers’ unsupervised.”

“Joel Robinson, when he gave Crow a timeout!”

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TV’s Frank using a serving fork to fight off a reanimated cooked chicken wielding a knife.

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Joel using a scientific demonstration to teach Servo about vacuums as Crow does the Jack Elam bouncy thing while asking for GPC’s whereabouts.

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An awkward young man asks for matches finds only disapproval, but is comforted by softness.

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Due to an experiment by malevolent artificial intelligences, absolute zero is nearly reached, the universe is almost destroyed, but it is saved at the last minute by an alarmed janitor. One of the malevolent artificial intelligences sees the error in its ways. The other falls to pieces.

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A guy in the movie tries to perform a martial arts move, but ends up doing a pratfall.

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For whatever reason, the scene of an assailant jumping on another man is accompanied by sliding xylophone tones.

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The characters enter the desert and a line is added in post.

The lead singer isn’t happy with their last take.

Ator is offered a drink by the treacherous leader of the town.

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Multi-use context:

A narcoleptic body-building son of a god drinks something that makes him confused about which woman is which.

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Icky teens doing an icky dance in an icky movie set and filmed in an icky decade prompt this brief tune about the perils of hard drugs and Republican actors-turned-Presidents

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The spirit of “fun in music” explains their relationship with your family.

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A hellish imp tries to figure out if Mike’s bed exists if there’s no Mike

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A woman who compares herself to the Beatles sings a mediocre song about stripes and being surprised by them.

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An inordinate amount of time passes with nothing transpiring as a scruffy goatman with big knees struggles to stand up after being woken from his nap on a pile of dirt by a supernatural cult leader who poked him in the stuff with a staff.

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A mad scientist tells his henchman to end the episode.

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By pressing a control on a console.

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A radio station named after a person is an absurd idea, especially its slogan involving rotating gears to arrive at this name.

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A bright light freezes Raul Julia in his tracks.

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