And please unveil them in riff form.
(Credit the source, too if you feel like it: MST3K, RT, CT… or some other riff site should it be worthy. Thanks.)
I’ll start:
“I’m just some schmoe who taught a robot to see through time!” – Mike Nelson as Coldarn, RT, R.O.T.O.R.
“Family man, and your candidate for city council!”
— Beast/Yucca
“I once shot a man just for snoring too loud.”
– multiple occurrences in MST3K and elsewhere, is a riff on an old TV commercial for Time Life’s The Old West
“And, she’s an acrobat, Ted!” - Crow, Mitchell
I won the essay contest.
I now regret not just calling the thread:
“LIAR! LIAR!! Wreeee!!”
( Jimmy was pretty much the Shakespeare of outrageous lies.)
Way to wreck the curve for the whole class! Yeesh!!
I was always really bad at that. I’ll try again!
“Have I mentioned I’m immense and immortal?” - Hercules
I have little bunnies painted on my knees.
“Hi. I’m a chocolate bar. Break off bits of me and enjoy me all day.” -Tom Servo, Hercules Against the Moon Men
“Your weapons have no effect on me. It is my considered advice that you discontinue your use of said weapons”
Tom Servo - Prince Of Space
“I desire a salted nut roll!” - Outlaw (of Gor)
“Hey, did I tell you my tires are filled with water?” - Eegah
“My tires are filled with water.” - Eegah
“It’s official. I hate fun.”
– Mary Jo Pehl, from the Cinematic Titanic version of Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
. . .
“Heh ha… I’m a huge tool!”
– Josh Way, Control Your Emotions (Fun With Shorts)
“Wife’s preggers, no crackers, now this!” - from The Incredible Melting Man
“I’m back! …come on, I just teleported here, it’s cool!” - The Girl in Gold Boots
“I’m not high but my dog is and I am!” –Cry Wilderness
“I don’t like food!”
– The Magic Voyage Of Sinbad
