“I can see into your room.” – Mary Jo Pehl, from RT’s The Griper
“I’m the Hellenistic ideal.”
- Gypsy (host segment of Hercules Unchained)
“My mustache makes me fall sideways!”
“I’m in the firetruck for USA Up All Night!”
“Y’see, I stopped a car with my face once. My forehead’s all Bondo® !”
I invented Shakespeare.
I shook hands with danger.
I’m gonna go with orange Jerry curls.
I’m the god!
I’M IN ANOTHER DIMENSION! Help!
Larry Csonka; Final Sacrifice
“I cried and then I died.”
Morissey; City Limits
P.S. “Did I mention I cried?”
Screw you, outside!
“He offered me coke to play his record!”
I…"always obey the guy with the biggest underpants!"
-Rifftrax “Dangerous Men”
“I’m boring, and my slideshow eats.”
“…And all the fats are numbing my emotions!”
Your emoji are making me think of the Wienermobile, which I might have once driven… I did not.
There used to be one parked regularly about three subdivisions from here, but on the same street. Alas, I never did get a photo of myself or Mr. Potroast standing next to it.
I’d laugh but I can’t feel my face.