Cool, Outrageous Fibs... About You!

“I can see into your room.” – Mary Jo Pehl, from RT’s The Griper

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“I’m the Hellenistic ideal.”

  • Gypsy (host segment of Hercules Unchained)
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“My mustache makes me fall sideways!”

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“I’m in the firetruck for USA Up All Night!”

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“Y’see, I stopped a car with my face once. My forehead’s all Bondo® !”

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I invented Shakespeare.

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I shook hands with danger.

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I’m gonna go with orange Jerry curls.

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I’m the god!

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I’M IN ANOTHER DIMENSION! Help!

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“I died.”

Larry Csonka; Final Sacrifice

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“I cried and then I died.”

Morissey; City Limits

P.S. “Did I mention I cried?”

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Screw you, outside!

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“He offered me coke to play his record!”

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I…"always obey the guy with the biggest underpants!"

-Rifftrax “Dangerous Men”

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“I’m boring, and my slideshow eats.”

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“…And all the fats are numbing my emotions!”

:bacon: :truck:

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Your emoji are making me think of the Wienermobile, which I might have once driven… I did not.

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There used to be one parked regularly about three subdivisions from here, but on the same street. Alas, I never did get a photo of myself or Mr. Potroast standing next to it. :cry:

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I’d laugh but I can’t feel my face.

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