They call me Mister Tibbs!
“I offer myself as a virgin sacrifice.”
I’m made of liquid metal, and never am hurt, disappointed, and sad after ending relationships.
Bit of a downer, but it is a fib!
“I know, I know, don’t laugh, they made me in a hurry” Gamera Vs Guiron
My turtle hat is buried at Wounded Knee.
I want peppercorns in my chili.
This thread is for fibs. Who can resist a good puzzle box?
I can. No way on Earth would I touch one. Thus it’s a fib. Along with I wouldn’t play with anything I didn’t understand.
I do my job my way.
Have you seen the new one Scamstuff announced recently ?
I use pretty frequently the slide-rule bezel on my wristwatch.
I like my Trix heated!
“Well, I’m gonna’ go sit downstairs.”
(There’s only one floor in this house.)
I’m completely thrilled with my housekeeping abilities, and there is not even a faint whisper of clutter in my abode.
“My shorts are never boring.”
“I never, ever do anything nice and easy.”