Cool, Outrageous Fibs... About You!

They call me Mister Tibbs!

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Remain calm. All is well!

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“I offer myself as a virgin sacrifice.” :pen:

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I’m made of liquid metal, and never am hurt, disappointed, and sad after ending relationships.

Bit of a downer, but it is a fib!

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“I know, I know, don’t laugh, they made me in a hurry” Gamera Vs Guiron

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My turtle hat is buried at Wounded Knee.

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I like head cheese.

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I want peppercorns in my chili.

I want to open portals to Hell.

This thread is for fibs. Who can resist a good puzzle box?

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I can. No way on Earth would I touch one. Thus it’s a fib. Along with I wouldn’t play with anything I didn’t understand.

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I do my job my way.

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Have you seen the new one Scamstuff announced recently ?

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I use pretty frequently the slide-rule bezel on my wristwatch.

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I like my Trix heated!

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“Well, I’m gonna’ go sit downstairs.”

(There’s only one floor in this house.)

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I’m completely thrilled with my housekeeping abilities, and there is not even a faint whisper of clutter in my abode.

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“My shorts are never boring.”

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“I never, ever do anything nice and easy.”

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