Create your own cheesy movie concept

Here’s one that I’m using in a spy RPG game right now:

Death vs. Bikini Girls (1968)

A group of swimwear models find themselves facing off against the Grim Reaper himself in a series of deadly challenges. Will they survive?

Produced by White Elephant Films, this seems to be a classically schlocky horror with a bunch of airheaded attractive young women who were cast for their looks instead of their acting ability. And this is generally rather true, with British lead Jenny Palgrave standing out as particularly bad. The effects are awful and some camera shots clearly have crowds visible on what is meant to be a deserted hellscape. You can see the strings too.

However, analysts of the slasher movie genre note that this contains a debatable example of a “final girl” long before anyone else did it.

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Earth vs. Souplantaion (1987)

The Spiker sequel that nobody wanted.

Not even the actors from the original. All of them are replaced by off-brand Gumby-verse characters.

But at least Crow got an extra scarf out of the deal.

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Something is rotten in the state of Denmark… A plague of the undead! This summer, get ready for…

Hamlet: Zombie Hunter (2007)

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MutANTS!

This ain’t no picnic!

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They came into his neighborhood to cause trouble, but this stylist will make them cut it out.

Lance Henriksen is The Barber of De-Vil!

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Attack Of The 50’ Cheese Crackers (1992)

[during opening credits:]

Crow: “Boy, Bert I. Gordon really ran outta’ ideas!”

Emily: “Hey, look! Burr DeBenning! Wasn’t he in–?”

Tom: “Emily, you’re not supposed to know about that!”

Crow: “Well, neither are we, Tom! Anyway, he died two days into filming this, but nobody noticed until a week after that.”

Emily: “Harsh, but fair.”

Tom: “Yup.”

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I was thinking, Evil Space Lord creates giant mutant lizard to destroy/conquer Earth. Stoped by orphan boy and a mad scientist, also insert a will then won’t they relationship between the Earth Defense Force Comander and her hot shot top pilot.

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This might sound crazy, but hear me out-

Gamera vs. Gary Busey

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With all of these movies, there’s at least a 56% probability that Billy Zane will have a role.

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Unless they’re made for TV, then it’d be Anthony Zerbe.

Anyone want brunch?

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Not a movie as such, but…

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[wrong thread]

Internal Revenue Service. A musical on taxes, audits, and deductions. Singing, dancing, basic math, and Seth Rogen.

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If we’re lucky!

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Newsies II, but in this one, they’re all middle-aged living at home, and delivering the news and music out the back of mom’s station wagon !

john carpenter horror GIF

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Be glad to do your own taxes - because you really don’t want him to do them.

They’re not cooking the books, because they’re already baked!

From the team that brought you Green Hornet - comes Yellow Ledger Pad!

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After the bomb… Aphids, grown to horrific size from eating irradiated vegetation, plague the landscape. One grizzled farmer must battle against the green scourge to protect his crop, while in a lab under the barn his daughter works to create her own mutant army of giant ladybirds. But will her attempts at semi-natural pest control be perverted when local petrochemical magnate intervenes?

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How about just John Agar doing John Agar-type things for 90 minutes?

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“Stevenson!” Mixing the real-life history of Democratic Presidential candidate Adlai Stevenson with the internet hoax that he was the inspiration for Gogo from Final Fantasy 6. The big scene of the movie? The “October Surprise” is when Eisenhower summons a giant worm via dark magick to swallow Stevenson who then has to escape the belly of the beast so he can get a few more campaign stops in before the election.

Oh, and it’s a musical.

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Extreme Agony Aunt.
In public she advocates forgiveness and couples therapy, but by night she gets your revenge!

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