Crow MIA

Again, I was able to just walk in to the theater, nobody checking tickets. I am concerned. Please bring back usher Crow. Thank you.

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I think Crow is off having drinks when the film is running in the theater. I just checked, and he is there now telling me the preview is over and to go visit the Fridge.

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How could Crow possibly be in the booth and in the theater riffing the movie at the same time?

It is simple physics!

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uh… clearly there are at least two crows… Jonah’s, and Emily’s… maybe Joel’s?

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Schrödinger’s Crow

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song cue: There Were Three Crows

[Edited to add that this song is in no way related to MST3K. I don’t want anybody to be disappointed. It’s literally about three crows doing and saying crow things.]

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Blow Your Mind Wow GIF by Product Hunt

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In times gone past, before the great wars, Crows filled the skies.

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Oh, cripes, just don’t send all the Crows time-traveling. We should have learned our lesson from Time Chasers!

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But do the Crows have eyes?

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Yes, but no faces.

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Some of them even have blinkers.

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Cage Crow and Travolta Crow switched.

:notes: “Look how my feathers steal the liiiight…” :notes:

Crow pod clones have landed! We just hope none of them is Timmy!

(Timmy being actually a theater Crow used on deck in host segments. Or a xenomorph a la Aliens, or a somnambulent robot’s electric dream of being a xenomorph. Seen in Fire Maidens From Outer Space)

Sometimes Crows are legion?

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YES THIS COMMENT IS QUALITY.

Didn’t you hear? Crow is now the lemonade dispenser