I’d go with Scarlett, but I’d be thinking about The Baroness. Or vice versa.
I had a crush on Gypsy back in season 1 to 6, epically with hat old jarring voice of hers back then.
Also a crush on Frank and Trace together to some degree, since when they’re in the show together, MST3K was in it’s golden years.
He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature …
Peter Graves didn’t learn too late that Beverly Garland and Sally Fraser were beautiful creatures.