DIY Drinking Game For Riffers (AKA Steve)

Oh, yuck! It’s Annie Green Springs™!! :nauseated_face:

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NOOOOOOO springs!

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Not anymore. Thanks, Coily!! [carefully salts rim of third margarita]

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I cautioned us about that before!

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But… Drink when Krankor laughs or someone likes it very much in The Prince of Space.

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Yeah, it’s more practical to do an I.V. drip at that point.

I’d choose a good-quality wine to go with one of those fancy hospital I.V. dinners the Mads cooked up. ("Who says a coma can’t be delicious ? :yum: :sleeping: )

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I’m going to pull a slight Mitchell and go with a craft beer in mine instead. A full-Mitchell would be something like Schlitz. No thanks.

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My MST3K drinking game proposal: watch The Killer Shrews and drink every time they riff about drinking. It’s meta!

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Take a drink anytime Prince of Space declares “Your weapons are useless against me!”.

Take another drink whenever Krankor shoots anyway.

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Drink whenever the dad in Manos has a really ill-advised idea.

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Drink whenever the bumpa dumpa dada music comes on in Danger Death Ray until you bartfargo into a trash can.

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We just watched the first episode of the new season of Picard and there’s a villain in the episode who is clearly totally immune to phaser fire, but they keep shooting at it for like 10 minutes and finally I said, “I told you. Your weapons are useless against me!”

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Chug as many beers as you can during crows guitar solo in The Dead Talk Back.

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Drinking game for The Thing That Couldn’t Die -
Take a drink every time anyone says “EVIL”. You will get to EVIL DRUNK in no time.
Or since the crew lean pretty heavily into the EVIL descriptor, just go with the movie proper and you will still get EVIL DRUNK but a little slower.

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For those that don’t like drinking and would prefer a sugar rush, here’s a variation of the theme:

The Indestructible Man

Eat a donut for every time that Joel makes the cliche Cop/Donut joke, and every time the bots call him out on it.

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Plenty of drinks all around!!! “IT IS THE RIFF THAT NEVER ENDS!!!” “AND IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!!!”

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Or Dixieland Jazz? Or references puppies? :slight_smile:

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Not that it would get you hammered, but I think the “McCloud” reference is frequent enough to get buzzed? :slight_smile:

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Yeah, probably. Cask strength Irish whiskey would do it.

Me? I drink till the end of Jed.

Every time.

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Don’t forget to drink every time they mention Lovejoy in Code Name: Diamond Head.

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