Earworms gone wrong

Chased by a goose
And you’re to blame
Darlin’ you give aggressive waterfowl
A bad name

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Well this cow was made for milkin’
And that’s just what you’ll do
One of these days that cow’s gonna get revenge
And the milk will come from you

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John Wayne Gacy’s mom has got it goin’ on
She’s on my trail
And I can only hide for long
Help me can’t you see?
She’s got it in for me
I hope I might be wrong but
I’m on the run from John Wayne Gacy’s mom

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Okay, your turn

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Stolen from another blog I haven’t visited in eons, but oh well.

"…And maybeeee
You’d also make delicious gravyyyy
'Cuz after all
You’re my Butterballll™… "
:turkey:

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:notes:
Our cat
In the middle of the street
Dead, flat
There was nothing left to eat
:notes:

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These are wonderful.

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The music!

Drawing a blank on the third one.

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Anna Nicole’s mama said I don’t wanna see Anna fall down again". Really , this song is the gold standard of misheard lyrics.

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This is maybe my favorite example of the genre:

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Stacy’s Mom

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When we were kids, my brother and I used to sing:

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh,
You’re standing on my toe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

And a friend just posted this on on FB:

Gimme a laser on the road that I must follow

To which I responded:

Gimme a laser in the darkness of the ni-i-ight

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Salt.

Oh, pepper pepper.

You are my seasoning girl

And you got me wanting you

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