Episodes 310-314: Share your screenshots and favorite riffs!

He triiiiiied to kill me with a forkliiiift…!

As a refresher:

You can submit one to three screenshots in comments on each post. Please keep your images at minimum 800px x 600px and 72 dpi. File type does not matter. YES, screenshots of host segments are welcome too!

If you’d ALSO like to throw in a favorite riff, choose one that’s relatively short. Remember to include the timestamp of where it happens in the episode. Ideally the riff should make sense when used in context with the screenshot(s) you’ve chosen. Riffs are optional, though, and if you’d rather just share screenshots, that is fine too.

All of this info will be collected and may be used in the Gizmoplex library! Your contributions are greatly appreciated, even if you can’t participate on every post. There’s zero pressure to do EVERY episode. Whatever you can do will help.

310 Fugitive Alien
311 It Conquered the World
312 Gamera Vs. Guiron
313 Earth Vs. The Spider
314 Mighty Jack

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310 Fugitive Alien

All singing at 52:03 - “He tried to kill me with a forklift!”
(still is from 51:29)

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311 It Conquered the World

Crow at 1:04:20 - “Just get a pair of scissors and cut the string.”

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312 Gamera vs. Guiron

Servo at 29:45 - “In Japan, the snout can be used as a knife.”




313 Earth vs. the Spider

Servo at 30:52 - “Hey, you guys got a sandwich or something? I’m famished.”




314 Mighty Jack

Servo at 8:10 - “Japanese Calvin and Hobbes!”

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312 gamera vs guiron

fav riff - tom singing along to background music:

“Let’s watch the kids go to their fate
They’ll disappear into the woods
It will be days before they’re found
Cornjob will be blamed”

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About 36:20 -Servo: IT’S A PLANET!!


About 40:15-Crow: Goodness glaciers!! That’s a cold planet!


About 54:36-Crow’s “The Bishop” impersonation: “It was too late. The kids had nipped the donuts.”

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Fugitive Alien

Here’s a biggie - 5 minutes into the episode we get the debut of Mike as Jack Perkins

at 10:20 - during this exchange…

Mother: Ken!
Crow: Hey is everybody named Ken?
Joel: What gives… planet of the Kens or what?

37:38 to 40ish – And because they go together, 2 more… “Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…”

“You’re stuck here!”

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Earth vs Spider

13:19 - The short - (riff at 13:30) “And get yourself a good wire rack” - Joel

42:44 - “No Dr. Erhardt! No!” - Joel

54:30 to 31 - “More rock bands could use conductors” - Kevin

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3`10 - Fugitive Alien

#1

(image taken approximately at 9:22; riff taken a few seconds later)

Crow: “How humiliating, Earth’s taken over by Judy Garland impersonators!”

#2

(image taken approximately at 55:57)

Crow: “Hey, they’re having a jumpsuit party!”

#3

(image taken approximately at 1:04:20; riff taken approximately at 1:03:52)

Crow: “Now, Ken, honey, don’t touch anything and stay close to Mom!”


311 - It Conquered the World

#1

(image taken approximately at 53:37; riff taken a few seconds later)

Joel: “Honey, why can’t you just let me once take over the world?”

#2

(image/riff taken approximately at 1:00:18)

Servo: “It was a Mission: Impossible for him to learn to drive a stick!”

#3

(image/riff taken approximately at 1:28:08)

Crow: “C’mon, give Auntie a big kiss!”

BONUS

(image taken approximately at 1:29:47)

“He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature…”

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Gamera vs Guiron

29:59 “That’s his trademark laugh” - Servo

Cornjob - 13:23

56:53 - “Shave and lobotomy, two bits” - Joel

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312 - Gamera Vs. Guiron

#1

(image taken approximately at 13:26; riff taken approximately at 12:24)

Joel: “Oh, it’s the goofy twisted man Mom said we shouldn’t talk to!”

#2

(image/riff taken approximately at 19:19)

Servo: “Ernest Borgnine IS Gamera!”

#3

(image/riff taken approximately at 1:24:50)

Crow: “Uh, kids, don’t play with missiles.”


313 - Earth Vs. the Spider

#1

(image/riff taken approximately at 28:22)

Joel: “This looks like the hideout of Mister Freeze!”

#2

(image taken approximately at 42:32; riff taken approximately at 42:55)

Crow: “Oh, get a giant paper towel and smoosh him!”

#3

(image/riff taken approximately at 1:03:56)

Crow: “Hey, get off my lawn, I just laid sod there!”

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314 - Mighty Jack

#1

(image/riff taken approximately at 18:56)

all three riffers: “Toyboat. Toyboat. Toyboat.”

#2

(image/riff taken approximately at 22:00)

Crow: “Unzip me, will ya?”

#3

(image/riff taken approximately at 30:31)

Crow: “I’m through making coffee!”

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Ha! That’s a great (and better than mine) Cornjob picture optiMSTie.


I can’t find a decent looking print for It Conquered the World, so I’m going to skip that one. I’ll try to think on Mighty Jack, see if I can remember any scene I’d like to include. But I think I’m running out of screencap steam, might take a break, we’ll see.

It’s been fun.

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Heh, thank you kindly! I was putting that post together as you put yours up, so I tip my hat to you!

Yeah, what’s playing hell with us on that one is that It Conquered the World is one of those MST3K episodes that never got a DVD/streaming release due to rights issues, so anything that’s going to get screengrabbed from that is going to come from a taped-off-TV copy floating around YouTube (and will look like that accordingly).

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Definitely that, fun. :smiley: And you do a lot to make this all fun!

Whichever way you decide to go, you take care, and hope to see you back at this sooner rather than later!

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Apologies for the “late entries”, I got sidetracked with Columbo and Star Wars. I guess my job interfered, too… I propose the job goes.

As a side note, what a great ending to Star Wars’ 'Bad Batch" season 1, and Ending #3 (4, 5, 6?) for the ‘Clone Wars’. Every new ending really puts the first four seasons of care-free Saturday morning funfare into a nihilistic perspective, no? Ok. That’s not why we’re here. Whatever. Moving on, it’s Friday and I’m drunk and here’s the pics!

FUGITIVE ALIEN



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