Episodes 502-506: Share your screenshots and favorite riffs!

[Lesley]

Secret Agent Super Dragon: sorely underrated episode or SORELY UNDERRATED EPISODE?

As a refresher:

You can submit one to three screenshots in comments on each post. Please keep your images at minimum 800px x 600px and 72 dpi. File type does not matter. YES, screenshots of host segments are welcome too!

If you’d ALSO like to throw in a favorite riff, choose one that’s relatively short. Remember to include the timestamp of where it happens in the episode. Ideally the riff should make sense when used in context with the screenshot(s) you’ve chosen. Riffs are optional, though, and if you’d rather just share screenshots, that is fine too.

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502 Hercules
503 Swamp Diamonds
504 Secret Agent Super Dragon
505 The Magic Voyage Of Sinbad (Sadko)
506 Eegah

[optiMSTie]

502 - Hercules

#1

(image/riff taken approximately at 17:11)

Joel: “… why didn’t we take the chariot?”

#2

(image/riff taken approximately at 29:00)

Joel: “He always does this when they play miniature golf, too.”

#3

(image/riff taken approximately at 29:55)

Servo: “WHAT’S NEW, PUSSYCAT? WHOOOOOOA…”

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503 - Swamp Diamonds

#1

(image taken approximately at 35:15; riff taken approximately at 35:11)

Servo: “Ladies, it’s a big car, you can spread out a little!”

#2

(image/riff taken approximately at 53:41)

Crow: “Just stand up, you’re in the shallow end!”

#3

(image/riff taken approximately at 55:40)

Servo: “I had a poster like that.”

[optiMSTie]

@Lesley

Secret Agent Super Dragon: sorely underrated episode or SORELY UNDERRATED EPISODE?

Secret Agent Sorely 'Rated!

(Love this one!)

504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon

#1

(image taken approximately at 29:51; riff taken approximately at 29:44)

Crow: “It’s a bulletproof teddy!”

#2

(image taken approximately at 32:38; riff taken approximately at 32:34)

Crow: “Do you have a towel I can borrow?”

#3

(image/riff taken approximately at 48:03)

Joel: “AmsterDAMN, I’m good.”

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505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad

#1

(image/riff taken approximately at 8:56)

Joel: “That bear has Hammer pants on!”

#2

(image/riff taken approximately at 35:16)

Crow: “We have a winner, hold your cards!”

#3

(image/riff taken approximately at 1:28:00)

Joel: “STOP LOOKING INTO MY SOUL!”

[optiMSTie]

506 - Eegah

(image taken approximately at 9:49; riff taken approximately at 9:36)

Joel: “Sorry about my face!”

#2

(image taken approximately at 22:22; riff taken approximately at 22:19)

Joel: “Howard Hughes?!”

#3

(image/riff taken approximately at 23:15)

Servo: “Like a Cabbage Patch Elvis…”

BONUS

Because this moment is so important in MST3K lore…

“WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!”

(image taken approximately at 15:33)

[Lord_Vultare]

1:08:56
Did I tell you my tires are filled with water?

[ColdStorage]

Swamp Diamonds:

“When moms go bad…” (Joel; riff at 30:57, shot at 30:30)

“Well, let’s just stand here and jut some more.” (Joel; 46:16)

“Two dollars for the first minute? I understand.” (Crow, 01:20:58)

[FastidiousRobot]

502 Hercules

Crow at 20:40 - “What are you doing? That’s my good spear!”

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503 Swamp Diamonds

Crow at 1:01:48 - “Maybe they should all just walk.”

[FastidiousRobot]

504 Secret Agent Super Dragon

Servo at 38:09 - “Do you have any dolls or postcards?”

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505 The Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Crow at 13:50 - “Sinbad went to the Renaissance Festival!”

[FastidiousRobot]

506 Eegah

Joel at 22:40 - “Looks like it hurts to be him.”

[JakeGittes]

Super Dragon is a SORELY UNDERRATED EPISODE - all these experiments make my top 100, save for Swamp Diamonds (which is a bit underwhelming for me, despite having Beverly and Marie in the cast - top notch short however).

Y’all are hitting the highlights on Eegah pretty nicely (though it’s a treasure trove, you could practically screengrab the whole darned thing) so I’ll give Dragon a whirl

around 3:10 - Joel takes a bat to the bots Robot - very funny scene, Joel’s reaction was hilarious.

13:16 - “He has no batch, he’s perfectly smooth!” - Servo

1:27:19, shortly after, the riff… “Senator Hollings get off the line” - Crow (earlier in the episode they noted that the boss there looked like a super marionations “Fritz” Hollings, and he really did)

[JakeGittes]

More Dragon!

1:16:25 - “Waitress, there’s a squeeze toy in my drink” - Crow

1:16:32 - Masked Dragon

50:46 - just before this scene, the riff “Would somebody answer the table please?” - Crow

[JakeGittes]

Swamp Diamonds - What to do On a Date?

11:16 - “Kay’s worked the kill floor, she knows where to deliver the blow” - Joel

16:57 - “Hey guys, what’s a weenie roast?” - Crow

[jamesismadagain]

(I goofed)
EEGAH

EDIT: I need an adult!!! So the images read as 690x388 in the image upload, but show up as 1920×1080 when I review my post… Am I doing this right? I honestly don’t know anymore…

[jamesismadagain]

I’m stealing

It’s coming with me, lol. That’s a perfect image.

[optiMSTie]

@jamesismadagain

It’s coming with me, lol. That’s a perfect image.

Heh! Use it well, man.

[JakeGittes]

Some late additions… The Magic Voyage of Sinbad

6:46 Chinder-wear (it makes me laugh that when they return to Deep 13, Clay and Frank have switched underwear)

24:01
Princess - “And I shall be there… bringing you my golden fish”
Joel - “Oh, wow”

1:09:40 “Oh, she fell asleep on a cherry Sucret” - Servo

[JakeGittes]

Hercules

1:21:06 - “I’m Herc and I’m Irked” - Joel

1:24:07

[euphoriafish]

All moments are from the musical sequence in the film. I think they are all in the first half hour, if I’m wrong they are all in the second half hour. Screencapped from the clip of just this scene on Mystery Science Theater 3000’s Youtube Channel. Then resized and exported at 3000px by 2200px and 200 dpi in Amadine vector graphic app. Even held shift button while dragging the resize to try to preserve resolution and minimize introduction of noise to the image.

1. “Now she’s a tall drink of water!” — Tom Servo
   

   

2. “Everybody! Just the goldfish now!” — Joel Robinson
   

   

3. “Take it to the Bridge! …Drop it in the water.” — Crow T. Robot
   

   

[ArtCrow]

The visuals in Sinbad are just stunning. So impressive.

It’s the dubbing/editing hack job that makes this worthy of riffing.