Ever wonder where riffs come from?

Hot, fresh, and delivered to your door!

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At least it isn’t a white windowless van…

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Do they offer services other than bad movies? Can I book them to riff a wedding or retirement party?

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I usually find mine under the bed or behind the sofa.

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You mean the stork doesn’t bring them?

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Straight from the hide cellar to your ear holes!

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#HowToPeelACow

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I thought they came from Riff Raff.

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:musical_note: Oh, you never would believe where those movie comments come from… :musical_note:

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Every time I hear the Boneheads version of The Canada Song, I end up singing the Keebler jingle instead.

Every. Damn. Time.

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[considers that for a few]

Oh, wow.

OH, WOW.

The really heavy riffs take time to ferment…

heavyrifs

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They’re called “riffs” because of the things audience members would yell out at this guy during RHPS screenings…

riff

Yeah, that sounds plausible!

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Sorry, they come from James Hetfield.

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Well, son, when an audience and a movie hate each other very much…

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