Hot, fresh, and delivered to your door!
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At least it isn’t a white windowless van…
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Do they offer services other than bad movies? Can I book them to riff a wedding or retirement party?
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I usually find mine under the bed or behind the sofa.
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You mean the stork doesn’t bring them?
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Straight from the hide cellar to your ear holes!
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#HowToPeelACow
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I thought they came from Riff Raff.
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Oh, you never would believe where those movie comments come from…
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Every time I hear the Boneheads version of The Canada Song, I end up singing the Keebler jingle instead.
Every. Damn. Time.
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[considers that for a few]
Oh, wow.
OH, WOW.
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The really heavy riffs take time to ferment…
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They’re called “riffs” because of the things audience members would yell out at this guy during RHPS screenings…
Yeah, that sounds plausible!
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Sorry, they come from James Hetfield.
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Well, son, when an audience and a movie hate each other very much…
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It was named after our Patron Saint who was the Leader of the Jets, and was stabbed by the Leader of another Gang named the Sharks.
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