Everything I Need to Know I Learned From MST3K

I learned that there were crackers in the Middle Ages.

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I learned that bubble memory is probably not the best way to go when building a robot.

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I know that I can borrow a cup of BALD!

As dirty as it sounds, it’s not disgusting. Just mediocre.

I learned that Jack Palance was working for Scotch during the filming of Angel’s Revenge.

Remember. If you touch yourself, the saints cry. Goodnight.

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I learned that Jimmy didn’t steal no bike.

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I learned that THERE’S SOME SCIENCE OVER THERE!

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I learned Steve Allen thought of this thread first.

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I learned Steve Allen thought of this thread first.

I also learned that cheating is bad. Richard Basehart is good.

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  • I learned that when the movie’s first plot point involves knitting socks: I know I’m in for quite a ride!
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I learned that Mike can’t build robots.

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I learned that I must always be on the lookout for Roger Whittaker.

[pours one out for the man]

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I learned it could be worse, and Mike would be A CRASH TEST DUMMY!

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I learned that Dick Sargent played Dick York on Bewitched.

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I learned you have to present your coupon before ordering the Meatza Treatzaratti, whether you want potato planks with it or not.

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I learned Georgia O’Keeffe dabbled in logos.

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I learned that SuperMarination is the best Marination! :+1:

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I learned that dinosaurs were really just other modern reptiles with stuff glued onto them. Well, mostly. Some were stock footage from better movies.

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And, dinosaurs went extinct because they forgot how to love.

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I think these used to be called “Tunnel” cakes, because it kids’ cookbooks they’d have you make a tunnel in the dry ingredients and pour in the milk, eggs, or whatever as-is.

Is the new name an upgrade? Eh. I’ll leave that to the experts.

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I learned that the black cat following me might be a mean old lady…

I also learned that Tor knows when I should go to bed

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I learned that Ernie is deep.

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