Everything I Need to Know I Learned From MST3K

I learned that Banacek is the capital of Iceland.

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I learned that Tom Atkins is a talent to be reckoned with. That must be why they named those delicious mangoes after him.

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I learned that some sort of supernatural being from another plane of reality can pop up at any time. Mr. B Natural, Coily, the ghost of Benjamin Franklin, Munchie, etc.

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From Lethal Weapon?!? AAAHHHHHHHH!

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I have learned the following:

I will never forget the skid marks

Don Sullivan can’t sing to save his life

When you’re all liquored up things make sense

This is where the fish lives

Schlitz cans exist everywhere

Beer is an entree

Chief Albert Palin can’t find his upper lip

Big MC large huge screams like a girl

Final Justice involves passing the sausage

Larry tsonka fathered a spindly kid in Canada

For some reason everyone needs a sampo

Sometimes farts do have lumps

Larry Miller drove the mustang that hit Mitchell

Mr b natural is the scariest thing to ever have a dream about.

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I learned that the speed of light is well over 500 miles an hour.

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