Everything I Need to Know I Learned From MST3K

I learned a wrestling mask makes for captivating television.

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I learned to fear Gender Reveal Parties.

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I learned Sid Haig had sex appeal.

Note: Beyond Atlantis (1973) cast him in a different light. Compared to his later films. After he would embrace character roles. Here heā€™s almost the lead.

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I learned where the fish lives.

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I learned there are puppet bars.

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I learned Batwomen could swim.

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I learned museums have perfect replicas of fictional monsters.

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Big foot isnā€™t fictional. Iā€™m pretty sure that he even worked on MST3K for a while.

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The very display in the movie called them fictional and yet their mannequin is exactly the bigfoot in the movie. I realize itā€™s low budget but that museum knows their stuff even if they donā€™t believe it.

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I learned Good Witches of the North breed.

Note: A reference to a joke in Starcrash (1978).

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I learned Pepperidge Farm has quite the booze collection.

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I learned that if you reverse the access code youā€™ll get in

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Parthenogeneticallly, even.

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I learned irradiating yourself makes you a better man.

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I learned Jeffrey Combs isnā€™t ready for the New World.

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I learned Tor Johnson isnā€™t reliable help.

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I learned that I definitely donā€™t have a thing for giant, mentally unstable, evilā€¦ womā€¦enā€¦

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I learned Bradford Dillman can never be trusted. Either as voice or actor.

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Pretty sure I learned that from Murder, She Wrote.

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And The Enforcer (1976).

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