I learned that you don’t have to serve carrots with meat. But you’d better buy some anyway just for appearance’s sake.
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Similarly I learned that truck farming involves a lot of trains and not so many trucks
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I learned that small scorpions squeak, while big scorpions roar and drool.
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I learned that after the apocalypse the roads will be better maintained than they are now. Although, that might only be down to the influence of the benevolent Megaweapon.
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I learned Donald Pleasence was the Wizard of Oz of the Apocalypse.
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I learned to guess the original movie or identify the base animal.
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I learned Down Under means The Continent of Atlantis.
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I learned more than I ever wanted to about the inside of that one guy’s nose.
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I learned that we don’t really need to do anything about nuclear weapons or climate change, because benevolent space blobs will fix all that for us.
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I learned Valley Lodge is a Cosmic Escape Room.
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I learned “Pizza Pizza” is a state of mind.
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I learned you can steam clean horses.
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“Pumaman” has at least three pronunciations.
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I learned that celebrating things is more fun than the original things themselves; milling around San Lorenzo outside festival season doesn’t look nearly as fun.
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I learned how chickens are. They own everything.
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I heard they’re in league with the almighty truck farmers!
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I learned that after undergoing balance beam training you will beg for the chance to listen to an agent ramble on about home insurance for an hour. 
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I learned to love RADAR
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Eh, I learned that I couldn’t care less about the chickens of yesterday.
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