Can he ride it through the air, like Miss Gulch in Wizard Of Oz ?
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Arch Hall Sr.'s helicopter lands, picks up Eegah, flies to Billy’s bathtub where the two of them board the submarine and team up with Doug McClure.
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I would just as soon assume that Mikey’s been messing with the laws of physics like that, yeah.
He steals bikes AND alters the fabric of reality.
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Ah, so he’s the Pumaman’s sidekick, then, once Vadinho goes back to the Andes plateau.
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“Jimmy, I’m the Pumaman’s sidekick now. Jimmy, there’s a giant Christmas ornament flying around. Jimmy…”
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Godzilla, Gorgo, Reptillicus, Beast of the Hollow Mountain and Yongary converge on Ludlow, Illinois to feast on giant grasshoppers.
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I’d definitely watch this supercut. Mikey, riddled with guilt over the stolen bicycle, embarks on a quest to right the world’s wrongs. He saves “that fat barkeep,” thwarts the Chicago armored car robbery, convinces Jimmy to not embellish his essay, then rescues Danny (and his wallet) from the thugs and rides the rails into the sunset with Big Stupid.
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“Jimmy, you don’t need to stretch the truth. Jimmy, you can write a good essay without those lies. Jimmy, I believe in you to do this.”
“Why do you keep saying my name?”
“JIMMY, THIS ISN’T A TIME FOR QUESTIONS. JIMMY”
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Now that I think about it, Gamera should at the very least guest-star in The Return Of Mac & Me, accompanied by those annoying little kids who keep whining for Coke[tm].
An actual crossover would hopefully culminate with those brats falling into the sea from his back, or perhaps a 
heliocopter aereoplane , and everyone agreeing to just let nature take its course.
(I assume shorts are fair game for mashups, too?)
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How about Wild Rebels and Riding with Death? After Rod successfully infiltrates the motorcycle gang, he’s recruited by Intersect to take down the elusive Robert Denby by joining his racing circut!
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If they somehow manage to reduce road traffic accidents as well, everyone’s a winner!
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And then they get sucked into the dangerous world of SIDE HACKING!
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Bread is such a crucial plot point in War Of The Colossal Beast. What would happen if The Angel and Devil from Out Of This World had to interrupt their theological battle, and team up to save Bill Dudley after his promotion got him relocated to head of the division in Mexico?
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Please somebody splice together Santo In The Treasure of Dracula with Horrors of Spider Island. But make the time-traveler lingerie model the action quasi-hero, instead of “Gary.” I mean, she has more personality than he does. Not to mention more than any of the dancing ladies. Though that’s not saying much. Also, if Santo were the scientist stuck on the island, I’m pretty sure he’d manage to not get killed before the film even started rolling. Just sayin’. 
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How about Ator, (Reeves) Hercules and El Santo teaming up? Now that would be an amazing crime fighting group!
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That sounds awesome! Who do we want to see them defeat, and why is it a scheming Jack Palance?
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What if we discovered that spectral Ben Franklin could only appear to give kids financial advice for a few hours at a time before having to go on the run Incredible Hulk-style to stay ahead of Soultakers Joe Estevez and Robert Z’Dar?
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I would love to see Mr B. Natural mentor Michele and Critter in the art of guitar and go go dancing.
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What if the spaceship malfunction in Marooned was caused by all the springs in the world suddenly vanishing!
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A semi-retired Commando Cody helps Puma Man fly better and obtain a more dignified outfit. (Also, C.C. and Vadinho play a lot of gin rummy.)
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