Explain a MST3K episode plot badly.

The people of Googly-Eye Island get mad when a wedding falls through.

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A hard-drinking detective and his secretary are drawn into a web of intrigue by a femme fatale. The bad guy from Star Raiders guest stars.

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The dead talk back… well, no, they don’t, but a bunch of people do.

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A genetic scientist raises the alarm and involves the military as grasshoppers meander across scenic postcards.
(Closed captioned for the deaf)

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Sky-diving grandma is initially imaginary, but she becomes real through the magic of a special airplane.

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Take #2.

Dweeb evolves into a seahorse and sprays the waterways with his homemade pollution. Slaying a few colleagues and kidnapping women to mutate, this Dating Game goes postal.

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It’s like the movie Freejack, but Santo does it to one of Dracula’s brides.

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Boring social reject goes on Conspiracy Triathlon and gets iced in the end.

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Scientist is tired of people saying he’s crazy and turns himself into a fish.

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Remove Statue, Add Turtle Monster, Throw in Annoying Kids, Toss in an Expo, Sprinkle with Repeated Battles, Bake for 83 Minutes and Serve.

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A rancher doesn’t care if horses go bye bye, he just wants to not be told what to do. A stranger comes into town and turns that all upside down. The intro of the movie wasn’t as random as you think it was. AND Mail order bride ending makes this fantastic film, end on a stinker. Although, alternative reality brings alternative riffers!

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Benny Hill on a beach. Sex romp complete with monster. One unlucky guy, a sea of women, and two replacements dudes in the nick of time.

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Star Wars (1977) on Planet Earth and in SPACE. The Empire is a chicken coop pecking for new rocket fuel and laughing all the way. Where’s Colonel Sanders?

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The Patty Hearst Story for the Christmas Crowd. Jolly Old Saint Nick is recruited into the Martian Big Brothers Big Sisters. He even opens another franchise.

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Three guys on a trip try not to breathe. Meanwhile, a woman has lost five pounds.

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After a nice lady stands next to freezers, a man listens to a large wad of aluminum foil. An elderly woman’s obsession with food is continuously being interrupted by part of a man’s shoe.

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A generic-fantasy version of Robert Oppenheimer is visited by a man wearing a black swan on his head, who strongly suggests that he give him his atomic bomb. He decides to give it to a man wearing fur underwear instead. Many, many flashbacks ensue.

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  • Small-town sheriff and mysterious stranger give up smooching to fight to the death.

  • Ladies undergarments protect alien invaders until mysterious stranger with bad aim arrives.

  • Mysterious stranger teaches people pretending to be teenagers about the dangers of lobster ranching.

  • Mysterious stranger dies in motorcycle accident.

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I got a good one for you. Santa Claus, Captain America, his mother, Brain May, and a box of bath soap walk into a bar…

And, oh yeah, that bar happens to be on the Battlestar Galactica.

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It took me some thinking to remember what this one was describing. Anyone else in that sort of boat with their explainments? Extra points if you can decipher what this one was.

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