Explain a MST3K episode plot badly.

Uninteresting kids rub elbows with narrator. “Don’t know much about hooking up!!!” “Don’t know about much planning stuff!!!” “Don’t know much about what to do!!!” “Don’t know much about the girl I knew!!!”

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Chore Bandits or My Life as a Drag. No map, no little people, and a 50s Alexa talks over everything.

Middle School to the Rescue!!! It’s a story of some ladies who wow their folks with the help of an announcer.

A weasel-faced nerd watches out for snakes. Caveman there too.

7 Likes

Alfred Hitchcock Presents… March of the Hunched Marionettees.

1 Like

The Big Top is Rockerfeller Center at Christmas. All they need is one big tree.

1 Like

Dating advice in black and white. What not to do in real life relationships. Coffee, Men in Bags. It all applies.

1 Like

Skydivers?

2 Likes

Essay contests lead to bad women and a life of crime.

9 Likes

A Chinese man putters around in his new home’s basement, which inevitably explodes after he has some visitors over.

2 Likes

A woman can’t stop complaining after her weight loss plan is extremely successful.

4 Likes

Santa uses a young, innocent girl to fight the devil’s minion.

6 Likes

A suicidally depressed kid discovers a fun new way to deliver pizza.

7 Likes

Some kid finds a weird labelmaker thing in the desert and now is The Mask by night.

4 Likes

Take #2.

Sweatin’ to the Demons. Bland doctor raises his heart rate and sheds the pounds.

1 Like

Take #2.

Young couple fly in for a stay in Mayberry. No Andy, No Barney, just great health care and a power chair.

2 Likes

Take #2.

V with Automation. Ship after ship attacking and a man who’s face is a mask. Believe it or not.

A couple goes on their honeymoon and end up living in a cave.

6 Likes

A bunch of orphans help an old guy have a ball. Also some people get fired.

6 Likes

A lost cat reminds an old man of a boring story.

5 Likes