Explain a MST3K episode plot badly.

Candidate for Season 14.

Bureaucrats send paper plates to Hollywood, Dracula is reanimated, and Jake and the Fatman investigate.

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Candidate for Season 14.

A One Touch Pregnancy. Former Minnesota Governor pulls a Kyle Reese and protects The Golden Child.

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The color of a woman’s footwear determines her status amongst her coworkers.

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Several German people pretend to be Danish.

5 Likes

People want out of California for some reason.

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Wait. When did we riff on The Wizard Of Oz? :open_mouth:

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A dog is smarter than every human around her, which isn’t saying much. She perseveres by surviving a bad batch of Cycle 2 and by never piling on.

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A Fuzzball Without A Cause. Peer Pressure into Tragedy. Scopolamine is better than Rogaine.

A grandmother’s failed skydiving flight ends in a mall food court meal and public library meeting

8 Likes

Candidate for Season 14.

Pew Pew instead of Bang Bang. Space Opera as General Hospital. The Magnificent Seven defy John Saxon. Appliances replace mustaches.

Candidate for Season 14.

Cliff Clavin’s Counting Cars. The Apocalypse comes out to PLAY-YAY!!! Diesel Fuel draws a convoy and it’s Mad Max in New Zealand.

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Some people refuse to move to sunny New Mexico. Chaos ensues.

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As a matter of fact, Dude, there IS no stairway to Heaven. (Now if we could just do something about that damn song, too.)

Alternatively:

A Barrel Of Monkeys game but the monkeys are souls in search of someone to play ring toss with.

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Carlsbad Joan And The Cheap Bracelet Of Gloom

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Tor Johnson stars as huge lumpy guy.

9 Likes

:notes:"Is it love? That Tor’s feeling!!! Is it love? When he just takes her away!!! On stage!!! For no pay!!!":notes:

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A reptillian Amphibious Frankfurter Crowns menace a seaside town until its surviving inhabitants finally start to get salty.

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Hide-and-seek, except it’s hide a whole lot and the seeker has a gun. And an amateur museum.

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Musical Plot Synopsis -

:notes:"Love and Torgo!!! Love and Torgo!!! He likes to stare!!! Like looking through a window!!! You will see it coming!!! He must have one!!! He must have one!!! He must have one without THE MAAAAASTER!!! :notes:

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In this wacky comedy, a gorilla gets its head stuck in a deep sea diving helmet. Our typical sitcom family tries to help, but in the chaos soap bubbles fly all over the place. Find out why that is not in the plan!

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