No we can’t. We’re in space. If we DO kick 'em out, we’ll get arrested for murder.
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You can let them stay in the building, just get them out of the screening rooms
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[sigh] When you’re only offering Minimum Wage to your prospective ushers, that’s what you’re gonna’ get.
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People, have you tried turning it off and then turning it on again? Come on, you knew someone was going to say this.
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I tried that, and my right ear started ringing and it hasn’t stopped for three days and nights now. 
The left ear is still all right, though.
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Also, every time I access the app on Roku someone yells “BANG!!”.
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Try leaving out a Coca-Cola, see what happens
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Why don’t I have ALL the badges???
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You don’t need no stinking badges.
(there got that out of the way)
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Keep talking like that and we’ll have a theater repairman wandering around, running beads of calk everywhere.
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My mod badge isn’t working.
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Since @LadyShelley seems to be of the opinion that badges aren’t needed, perhaps she’d be willing to lend you hers?
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Then I’d have access to all those secret “lists”.
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“Right HERE!”
“RIGHT THERE!!!”
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I tried turning the Gizmoplex off and on (I didn’t mean to turn it on!) and it instead turned on and off.
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Have you tried switching it between quiescent and standby? Genuine and ersatz (but remember to set it back to genuine — accept no substitutes!)? Chiral and anti-chiral?
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Huh.
Neither is mine!
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I can’t get on the information superhighway!
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I keep tripping over the umbilicus. Yes, I know it’s on the ceiling now.
Also, my free coffin for dying during The Screaming Skull had a dead body in it.
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