fan theory: It's Joel Robinson's fault!

I propose that the Mystery Science Theater experiments would have concluded on schedule if Joel hadn’t escaped. His escape necessitated the experiment be restarted because the experimental group had changed. The old data was incompatible with the data coming out of the Mike seqence. Then, Mike escaped into pure energy before his experiments had concluded. He came back, but the whole thing had to be restarted again due to the changes that travel does to a person. And, Mike travelled far and wide. He was a new man. Then, then the SOL crashed down. Then Jonah… You see? If Joel had just stayed put, the experiments would have concluded and nobody else would have to have been kidnapped for science.

It's your fault Joel!

EPO
POE
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“Joel Robinson killed us. Joel Robinson killed us …”

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:musical_note: Who’s been messing up everything? :musical_note:

:musical_note: IT’S BEEN ROBINSON ALL ALONG :musical_note:

:musical_note: Who’s been pulling each mad science string? :musical_note:

:musical_note: IT’S BEEN ROBINSON ALL ALONG :musical_note:

:musical_note: He’s insidious! :musical_note:

(Ha ha!)

:musical_note: So perfidious! :musical_note:

:musical_note: That the robots never noticed :musical_note:

:musical_note: And the pity is, the pity is :musical_note:

:musical_note: PITY PITY PITY PITY :musical_note:

:musical_note: It’s too late to riff anything, now that everything has gone wrong :musical_note:

:musical_note: Thanks to Robinson, naughty Robinson :musical_note:

:musical_note: IT WAS ROBINSON ALL ALONG :musical_note:

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“And I picked Manos, too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!”

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No more Flaming Dr. Pepper Drops for you, Young Man! Turn off the Alex Jones YouTube channel and go to bed. You don’t want to be late for that parole hearing tomorrow morning, do you?

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