Fill in the Blank News

[glmdgrielson]

Fibbage rules say “try again, and enjoy the free points”.

[perfectfaceforradio]

@Pearls_Mint

One lane of Interstate 294 was closed for an hour after a rollover crash involving

A VW minibus being operated by two individuals and a gorilla.

[EBK]

@Pearls_Mint

One lane of Interstate 294 was closed for an hour after a rollover crash involving _____________.

Clifford the Big Red Dog

It wasn’t a very safe highway to begin with.

[whenfatkillsfat]

@Pearls_Mint

One lane of Interstate 294 was closed for an hour after a rollover crash involving _____________.

Coke and Mentos trucks

[RRRob]

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

[whenfatkillsfat]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

[glmdgrielson]

Crowdstrike has run out of ideas for relief and is sending __________ to affected partners.

Actual Answer

$10 gift cards

Enter your lies now.

[Raymond]

@glmdgrielson

Crowdstrike has run out of ideas for relief and is sending __________ to affected partners.

flowers

[JeanClaudeGoshDarn]

@glmdgrielson

Crowdstrike has run out of ideas for relief and is sending __________ to affected partners.

liturgical dancers

[CleverPete]

@glmdgrielson

Crowdstrike has run out of ideas for relief and is sending __________ to affected partners.

Rolaids

[ArkhamNative]

@glmdgrielson

Crowdstrike has run out of ideas for relief and is sending __________ to affected partners.

a free Microsoft Zune handheld media player

[Vader]

@glmdgrielson

Crowdstrike has run out of ideas for relief and is sending __________ to affected partners

@JeanClaudeGoshDarn

[LadyShelley]

@glmdgrielson

Crowdstrike has run out of ideas for relief and is sending __________ to affected partners.

Many individual mini liquor bottles of cheap bourbon

(once again reality is better than any joke. $10 Uber Eats gift card?? Seriously??)

[EBK]

@glmdgrielson

Crowdstrike has run out of ideas for relief and is sending __________ to affected partners.

survival kits

[RRRob]

@glmdgrielson

Crowdstrike has run out of ideas for relief and is sending __________ to affected partners.

Small, unmarked bills

[perfectfaceforradio]

@glmdgrielson

Crowdstrike has run out of ideas for relief and is sending __________ to affected partners.

Cases of rum

[EBK]

I once received cookies (yes, the edible kind) from Comcast as an apology.

[Oliver_Langland]

Publisher’s Clearing House

[whenfatkillsfat]

@glmdgrielson

Crowdstrike has run out of ideas for relief and is sending __________ to affected partners.

Crystal Pepsi

[glmdgrielson]

You might want to hide the parenthetical there. Spoilers, you know.